why dont you make like a tree and feel the breeze and the sun and the changing of the seasons. and Grow

It’s actually crazy how bad feeling bad feels

Gay dudes with a husband and 3 boyfriends will be like "wish I had a boy between my thighs rn" like are they all at work or something

ok we can do petplay but Only if I’m the fly. If that’s ok… rubs my hands together … zzzzzz…. Hope I don’t get swatted…. Zzzzzzzzz

died at the window sill

if u think abt it i guess bald ppl are the most aerodynamic. i bet if u shot a bald person out of a cannon they wld fly way further than a haired person

which of course is a huge advantage in day to day life

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

that guy's ok... he pays me a tithe. that guy doesn't pay me a tithe - we don't see eye to eye. oh, here comes a big tither. love this guy

nvm i’ve said too much #unknowme

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

my dinner-centric world view

june is going to kiss you. Mwah

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing