idk i would personally rather give up access to certain products seasonally or locally than have people enslaved to give me the ability to have any product any place any time. i think i can go without tomatoes in january.

my dipshit husband needs me to check in on him after he asked to be locked in a cage. if i dont do this tedious femdom bullshit with him he says hes going to go to the police about my insane southern gothic style relationship with my quasimodo style brother

there was a cloud shaped like bart simpson in 1852 and nobody recognized it

Please email me one weed gummy

kep's favorite hobby is crawling onto your lap so he can breathe really loudly and wetly 1 inch away from your face. it is so so important to him that you let him do this.

Constantly humiliated

dude wait. what if we got really close together so we feel safe

i could smell your boytoy coming from down the road. Wretched little rotted morsel of a thing, may he fall to time and become carrion

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in