Sorry For Party Rocking

You know how some people talk about timeless themes in literature and you kind of low-key think they're full of shit? Sometimes they're not.

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

Didn’t anticipate one of the bonuses of going to a drag show in a smaller more conservative town would be getting to see a bro who clearly wandered into the wrong part of the bar by mistake experience what looked to be a transcendent awakening upon seeing his first drag show.

We love the character development

Answering "I don't know" is a level of self awareness a lot of people never attain

You Are Not Immune To fanart of characters who die in canon that has them alive and well, with scars from the wound that originally killed them

sometimes you read a book that has so so so much hype and all you can say about it is im sure this is a really great book and a wonderful reading experience for someone who has read maybe one book before. and that’s all you can say

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can make women’s clothing

Oh he's definitely eating it

scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can surreptitiously eat it

The mythical disabled person who is so disabled that everyone consistently supports and accommodates them without question is a straw man which only exists as a hypothetical for the political purpose of denying real disabled people care while still being able to argue that said care would be accessible to disabled people who "actually deserves it"