just chill ok

guy who's having gauzy idealized wife flashbacks for the whole adventure but it turns out she isn't dead or anything he just really misses her and wants to get home

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

Three Fuckinh Times Bruh wake me up when we get there

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

ibuprofen should grow on bushes like wild berries

silliness and sincerity are not opposites btw. they are married. bisexually

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck