be careful what you wish for

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

this email could've been a wordless locking of eyes across the street

i'm not a shoplifter but i believe in their beliefs

some of you don’t understand the concept of being a sport’s fan and it shows. if my fave isn’t doing well i will be praying for the entire sport to burn down

this is a message for everyone who is 22. if you’re 22 please stop worrying. take a deep breath eat a bagel maybe. everything that feels impossible is going to work itself out. have a great day

do u have a message for 25 year olds

uhhhhh 2 bagels?

you can enter the most hyper-specific search terms into this website and it will literally always return kpop gif sets, sims mods, and second person imagine fan fiction about a piece of media you’ve never heard of in your fucking life

i have to be silly every day or my brain will start growing mold

microdosing on being your.friend by liking your posts :)

“this meeting could have been an email” but instead it’s “this video tutorial could have been a post with less than a hundred words”

The Barbie movie reminded me about how when I was little my parents were upset that I kept making my Barbie dolls kiss, so they bought me a Ken doll. The next day they found me having a funeral for poor Ken in the garden, he had died of tuberculosis. All the Barbies were in attendance and I buried him under our rose bush. The Barbies were too poor to afford a headstone (it was 1875) so I didn’t mark where the grave was and I never could find him again. He’s probably still there.