s.c.b.

My room mate found this 9-1-1 Emergency Education VHS and we watched it together. We seem to have the only record of its existence. And here’s a taste.

I AM SCREAMING OMG

I hate this

You could say this both ways and it would still mean the same

Lmaooo

Me trying to do anything in life

i was rooting for him but 😂😭😱

OVER 600,000 SUPPORTERS ALREADY. IT’S DAY 2. BOOOOOOOST.

please everyone. PLEASE.

100,000 SIGNATURES GAINED IN ONE HOUR.

over 1 million signatures. please continue

[Murders you on national television in Spanish]

I’m the guy in the middle smiling when she said it in Spanish 😂

“Es un racista” 😩😩🙌🏽🙌🏽👏🏽👏🏽

PUÑETA DALE DUROOOOOO.

Parrot: What the fuck. What the FUCK. What the fuck.

Same.

Pretty much

I named him chicken nugget

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

we believe in you, chicken nugget

Me: *watching* What the hell is the point of th- OH MY GOD

isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy

no your thinking of sephiroth, a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels

No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.

no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.

No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.

You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.

You’re thinking of Safari.  Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.

You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.

No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.

No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt. 

No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.

You’re thinking of Zeppo. Sephora is the method of communicating from ship to ship via flags.