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“Don’t look at me like that bro. You’re the one who knocked up my sister. I warned you her dad, my stepfather would fuck you up if he found out. Oh, you thought he was going to beat you to a pulp. Nah, bro, he’s going to turn you into a cumdump for the weekend. You’re lucky it’s not his poker weekend or he’d be tossing you in the pot as a bet. Truth is he’s a card shark, but he’d deliberately lose a hand and make you service the winner, then win you back to do it all over again until you’d serviced all of his poker buddies. Who knows he might call the guys up for a game this weekend. Anyways, bro, enjoy your new life as a fuck toy. Oh yeah, just so you know how fucked you are my sister told him she thought you’d gotten her pregnant, but the doctor says she’s fine and not pregnant just late.”

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