sup brah

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“NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet 

SO PURE 😭😭

IM SCREAMING

sorry but this is the funniest thing ive ever seen

I don’t even care what he said I hope she never has to work with him again.

Just beautiful <3 @lemonade-time

is he………you know…….*makes football throwing motion*….straight?

Bring it. Bring it on. We’ll kick its ass in battle. 

is he okay?

hello darkness my old  friend

This is incredible

What program were these character models made in? They look great

since when are toilets just out in the open like that in public restrooms

they’re not even in the bathroom

why is there an exposed toilet outside of the washroom

It’s just crazy to me that Carly Rae jepsen invented music

look,, i’m sorry, but space,; its not for straight people…. like i!don’t hate straight people,, but space is just not straight. it just doesn’t want them. there’s too many ☆stars☆… galaxies… nbulas… it’s too sparkley and they don’t belong?? this is just a nasa fact nasa told me this i’m. just tellin the ppl what nasa said… sorry…,

@wackydino is this from ur secret tumblr

i want people to start making Hamilton ocs like just iNVENT A FOUNDING FATHER just fUCKING MAKE UR OWN AMERICAN HISTORY self insert where u wrote part of the constitution

Hi my name is Yorkshire Philadelphia Virginia Willamette Laurens and I was born in New York (that’s how I got my name). I have short blonde hair I keep under a powdered wig and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Marie Antoinette (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to John Laurens but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I have pale white skin. I’m also a genius, and I drafted the entire US constitution by myself (I’m seventeen). Stupid men are trying to steal my work. I’m a girl (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love boys clothes and I always wear them. For example today I was wearing a black shirt with a matching waistcoat and black leather pants, pink stockings and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside the Constitutional Convention. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of stupid men stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

This is exactly what I had in mind nice

fergalicious is 10 years old……….fergalicious…..is 10…….years old…..