I Danced Myself To Death

and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

your cat was an honor to see in the window

I have GOT to stop spending $30

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

phone in bed time save me.. phone in bed time… save me phone in bed time

i would be nothing without 3,000 - 17,000 songs

erling haaland kill harry kane and you will be reincarnated as a monster truck

has anyone noticed that we live in hell and lowkey every time you take a look around things have just gotten worse. or is that just me

I am chronically online but not in a way that keeps me informed #mybubble

5sos staying a band because of the magic of friendship? mama those boys are ponies now

thank god i didn’t kill myself bc i never would’ve had my life changed my some guy named Shane

sugar we're going down is like. yes it's overplayed yes everyone has heard it a million times and then some. but it really truly never gets old. not ever. i could never get sick of it. sometimes it comes on and i'm like "ehh i don't know if i feel like it" but i let it play and i'm reminded just how deserving this song was of being THE song that skyrocketed fob to mainstream success. it really is That fucking good. purely iconic 2000s emo excellence. literally flawless song, 1000/10, no notes, i AM more than you bargained for and always will be, i love you forever fall out boy

july being tomorrow for the love of god this cant be happening.

my body knows something that i don’t and i can’t get her to talk to me