what.

How are my sweetie pees

wait…. ‘tis all for naught 😂

I got hired to do a stand-up comedy set at the trope villain convention. It was a great gig. Really appreciative crowd. They were absolutely cackling the whole time. It was a little weird at the end though when all of them stood up and started clapping very slowly, before saying, in unison, "Well done, my friend. Well done."

One of them said he really liked how relatable my comedy was. Apparently it made him feel like we're not so different, he and I.

crash bandicoot is another game that the entire games industry and usamerican gamers will talk of with rhapsodic love constantly and then you see one (1) frame of it and its 1930s racist

i don't get why people don't like second-person stories, it's actually very affirming to be told that your name is vriska serket

If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie

in what scientists are called “unprecedented” I just did laundry and then folded it and put it all the way on the same day.

matt mullenwagg just created a million pjackks