birth is a curse and existence is a prison

i will play a song on repeat until it’s sick of me

"impulse buy" (noun) anything I have been low-key thinking about purchasing for 3 months, an item that subsequently spent 24-48 hours in my cart as I went through each and every state of grief, and which I then bought, in a desperate, the-guilt-can't-get-me-if-I'm-fast-enough rush.

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

Solid medications (pills) really do be coming in two varieties - edible plastic, and smarties (derogatory)

Shout out to the clover, the dandelion and the daisy. The triumvirate of springtime childish whimsy. WHO is doing it like them

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man