and all I got was trouble...

Im glad they made up romance for stories and music but can you imagine how scary it would be to deal with all that for real

can’t focus on work. can only think of that one lesbian poem about chivalry

canadian reverse sugar daddy au where buck has cough syrup money and tommy is his older sugar baby. tommy makes the "it tastes awful but it works" joke one time after swallowing bucks come and never again

Am I here for all the Hayden Pike hate? Absolutely. I eat it up because every time I see it, I am reminded that 3/4 of the internet has never had a friendship with a real human being. "Hayden hates Ilya like it's his decision who Shane dates" Yep! As does every good friend! Who would not be protective of their basically a virgin ass friend who is dating someone who is a RELENTLESS menace???? Imagine if that man knew how Ilya treated Shane after they had sex for the first time! A homicide may occur. That's what loving an idiot is like. We know Ilya, but Shane is not bragging to Hayden about how he is seen and known in this deep and beautiful way. All he knows is that Ilya is a dick (which is true) and Shane is the nicest guy he has ever known. He is still friendly with Ilya as much as possible, but he remains skeptical like any GOOD FREAKING FRIEND would

the artist is lim heng swee

ID: an art piece featuring a black cat with multicolor four-pointed stars in its fur, drinking out of the center of a planetary system. end ID

being online is so scary aren't you guys worried about the world wide spider

It took 36 years for someone to make this joke and by god it was worth the wait

if shane hollander looked at me like that and did all that while I carefully but not too carefully took his virginity I too would become very unwise very very quickly. I would become veeeeery. unwise. veeeery. quickly.

if Shane no eye contact Hollander, naked, held eye contact and crawled toward me on a bed in Las Vegas after saying I need...you know. you. I need you. while I was reaching dom enlightenment so fast I'd become lightheaded then I, too. would become veeeeery. unwise