efforts towards a "positive vision of masculinity" or whatever are so funny because what these guys are trying to figure out is literally "what's a way of being a good person that's Not For Girls™"

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

the subtle and delicate cuteness of the chickpea

im dodging tornado attacks like its nothing

Knuckle tattoo that says %APP DATA

this makes armand and louis flirting in episode 1 so much funnier

this lifetime is very bizarre and then youre not even supposed to also be bizarre. Ok

We have so little time

let's waste as much of it as we can while we still can

going to the corner store to get more corners

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

One single spider has been descending from a very long thread all the way from the moon and will very soon, we hope, carefully touch down on earth.