#1 Spence trash

Oh no.... not my bed and my pillows and my blankies..... sure would suck if I.... got snug as a bug in there.... whatever would I do......

yall really feeling the cozycore vibes today, huh

i’m enamored by the specificity of this blog. like this is the only post they’ve ever made. this account was solely created for this special little guy. does he know?

if you’re reading this on mobile just know that i have two of those tumblr verified check marks now

Reblogged so I could see it on my computer :(( you lied to me

well. im not called truthfulwizard

am I your sexiest psychiatric patient be honest

good fucking lord i would just like to spend so long walking around a museum that my feet hurt by the end of the day. maybe pop into the gift shop. grab a latte on the way home. jesus christ

John Green got a TikTok and TikTok keeps threatening him with a ban for impersonation, and honestly I think this whole thing could be settled easily if John would just provide proof he’s himself. Tell them something very personal about himself, like, for example, what his favorite taste is

I reach my peak power at this time of the year when everything is pink and heartshaped!!!