Fitzy's bloglet

living with other people is mostly about them bringing in your mail and putting it in some odd spot without telling you

This addition is so important.

So full that i see my giant roast chicken as a man stranded on a raft with me

Freddie Mercury voice: MAMAAAAAA

We need to start sexualizing the janitor's jumpsuit as the butch equivalent of the maid's uniform

That thing where the coveralls are unzipped and the arms are tied around their waist like a belt...

Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

Guess i cant do shit anymore Cause the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides... And yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows.

Use your PTO

"drug seeking" as a patient label one of the most dogshit stupid concepts of all time. fuuuck everybody look out this guy came in here expecting medical treatment. better watch out in case he goes to a restaurant and starts food seeking

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

jellyfish lifecycles piss me off a little bit

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!