DreadMoth's Brainrot

Often!

Nightwings: Hold on, there's a civilian running around. Early twenties, black hair, super pale and kind of sickly lookin. He looks panicked, like hes looking for something or someone, I'm going to check in, in case its a child.

Nightwing: Excuse me sir, are you alright?

Danny, pressing a hand to his chest in pain: So-Someone broke into my-my appartment when I was at work and-and they left the door open, and now I can't find Mittens!

Red Robin, over comms: Seriously? All this drama over a cat?

Red Hood, over comms: Who actually names their cat "Mittens"?

Oracle, over comms: You two are so stupid.

Robin, over comms: I agree, shut up. This is serious, that poor animal could be injured.

Nightwing, helps Danny sit on a nearby bench: Hey its alright man. I'll have the others keep an eye out for her okay? What does your kitten look like.

Danny, releived: Mittens isn't a kitten, shes a puppy, really tiny girl. She's a Bully Kutta, and she's mostly white but has black unclipped ears and some black splotches- here I have a-a picture. *pulls out his phone with shakey hands and shows Nightwing a picture of Danny and Mittens in their new appartment, Mittens goes up past his hips*

Nightwing, stunned into silence: . . .

Red Robin, over comms: That is "tiny" to him?!

Robin, over comms: Stunning.

Oracle: Found him. Daniel Fenton moved to Gotham with his Service Dog in Training, Mittens, two months ago. He works at Gotham's Space Museum, and writes Parnormal Fiction stories on the side, and he apprentantly visits Middle schools to do presentations. Mittens is 15months old and is set to graduate very soon. She has high praise from all her trainers, but it seems Danny's employers at the Museum are pushing against him bringing her to work once she graduates, Danny seems to be fighting with them about it a lot. Jerks.

Batman, over comms: What does he need her for?

Oracle, over comms: Heart problems, and mobility issues caused by an accident when he was a teenager, as well as Anxiety, and PTSD. A lot of his file is sealed because he was a minor when it happened, I can snoop more?

Batman, over comms: No, that amount is fine.

Nightwing: Well, the others know, and will keep an eye out for her. You're still shaking pretty bad, how about I see you home.

Danny: I appreciate it. I'm sorry for keeping you back, being a hero is- seems like an exhausting job.

Nightwing, joking: You speak from experience?

Danny, eyes distant: No, I was never a hero.

Robin, over comms: Mittens spotted near the Museum!

Nightwing: Hey, Robin said he spotted Mittens near the Museum.

Danny: She went looking for me, of course she did. If she won't go to Robin by name, have him call her "Vöttr", I'm the only one that ever calls her that, so it will catch her attention.

Nightwing, nodding: Robin call her Votter.

Red Robin, over comms: Old Norse?

Nightwing, eyebrow raised: Old Norse?

Danny, shrugging: Its a hobby.

Robin, over comms and sounding very excited: Target secure. . . . May I pet her?

Nightwing, snorts: Robin wants to know if he can pet her.

Danny, amused: As much as they want, as long as I get her back.

Robin, over comms: Understood, we will reconvene at Fenton's appartment.

Nightwing: Hah that kid. He said he'll meet us at your place if thats okay.

Danny: Sounds good, I'm just happy that I didn't loose her.

Blackbat, over comms: Sad, remorse, upset.

Red Robin, over comms: He does seem interesting.

Batman, over comms: Hmm.

It is an unspoken rule among the more powerful members of the hero community that whenever they are fighting someone who is significantly below their pay grade, they are obligated to defeat them in a way that has style.

Superman fighting a random thug with a machine gun? He has to walk slowly through the gunfire, letting them empty the entire clip.

Flash fighting some random scientist that blew up a building? He has to rebuild the entire building in the same quarter of a second it takes him to knock the criminal out.

Phantom fights a big ugly monster that's more bark than bite? He has to blast it with a single finger to knock it down.

Okay, 🐻 with me, because it'll take me a bit to get to it, but it's worth it I promise, title is a teaser to get you through my law ramblings and set up.

Hall of Justice is in Washington D.C, capital of USA, right? Right. You know what also is usually put in capitals? Embassies.

Now, embassies are really interesting from legal standpoint, but what's most important is that, any uniformed service, like police, fire fighters etc. cannot enter it (as well as house of diplomatic personel or at least main ambasador), unless they get permission from the boss of the mission. It was used historically, to officiate Calvinist marriages in France when local priests (pastors, I guess), couldn't do so in legally binding way, as well as, which is actually relevant to this whole prompt, to keep people who were oppressed by their governments safe (I think US embassies did save few people that way during cold war, but I'd have to look it up more to give you any specifics, I'm pretty sure one dude stayed inside embassy for decades before it was negotiated that he could be transported to the airport and flown away, without getting arrested on the way).

Anyway, Justice League has few interesting members, form quite interesting places, don't they. Like Themyscira or Atlantis. Krypton, Mars and Oa, if anyone wanted to brainstorm how interplanetary law could work like, in that regard. What I'm getting at is that, if they wanted, Wonder Woman or Aquaman could be declared ambassadors not problem, making their residence in US, as well as chosen buildings, premises of diplomatic missions, thus giving them this immunity. Hall of Justice could officially, in the books, be an embassy. I don't think it would be a well known fact, it's base of superheroes first and foremost, but it's there, for anyone who would care to look it up to see.

Now, enter Phantom, on the run from US government dropping by to let JL know that Anti-Ecto Acts exist, if they don't know, or plead his case if they do and just don't care, thinking he'd have to skip town again in hour or two. However, person who spoke with him knew what the Hall was, so they convinced him to stay.

But I lied before. Or at least omitted the truth a bit. There is one other circumstance that would legally allow entry to uniformed services (particularly firefighters). If there is a fire that poses immediate risk to human life and rescue has to be started right the f now. (at least that's true in Poland. If it isn't in US, I don't care).

So, now GIW is perfectly aware that this little white haired ecto-scum is in Hall of Justice. They also know that if they enter in any sort of official capacity (or try to kidnap him and it gets out that they're from government, which it would), it would actually cause issues, and they don't want to deal with mess it would be both from the heroes as well as their bosses or whatever.

So, they send few guys to set it on fire, while others dress up to pretend to be firefighters, when time is right. It is, of course, repeatedly twatted by heroes and potentially by cops assigned to protecting premises of diplomatic mission.

Wonder Woman: *tiny white snake uncurls from her neck, and slithers into her hand where she sets it down*

Flash: Wha-

Snake: *flashes brightly before being replaced by Phantom*

Flash: Woah!

Green Lantern: *whistles* How long have you been able to do that?

Phanton: 36 hours. New power.

Green Lantern: Another one?! How many powers are you going to get kid?

Phantom, scowling: Shut up. *turns to Flash* What did you want?

Flash: Uhhh the telescope you wanted is her-

Both had meet during so many time travel things to the point that both of them started calling eatch other when they are about to do some changed in the timeline or when they suspect someting.

So it thanks to this that Flash belived in the newly named Red Robin when the kid said that Batman was in the past.

It was also thanks to a mesage sended by the Time Mentor of Phantom that he could only help the kid with some things. Like giving them special meds and distract the leage so the bird could rescue theyr dad.

It was also this friendshup that made Flash aware of the Anti-ecto act and put a end of that before it started.

But now- well they did not have time to do some manbo jambo, save the universe, give a head ups to the cientific and save the anonimus of the kid in the heroes database.

Flash was just about to run to have some extra time to beat up the baddie of the month, when a green note apear in front and made him trople.

"Hey Batman, be ready to do a lot of damage control. Im calling the med bay in advice And DO NOT SHOOT ANITHING THAT COMES FROM A GREEN PORTAL"

And a portal did opened. Out of it comes a mildly injured and glowing with so much emotions Phantom. A hurt and pised our Phantom.

Flash knows instantanly.

And just pointed to the big bad of the week, stoping the teammates that wanted to run and help the kid and or scole them.

"Someone mesed with his grave. The kid is pissed of. And helping him indulge induging on one of his Obsesions can acelerate his healing. That, and he needs to ler oit some fumes."

It be so funny him just showing up and being lowkey more bat like than Batman (practically having echo location and all)

Matt Murdock being all to lax with his identity and Bruce figuring out he’s daredevil but can’t tell call him out without revealing his identity so he hires him as a personal lawyer to keep him close instead. (Also pays for him to represent poor people in Gotham falsely accused of crimes)

Matt figuring out Bruce’s (and the rest of the fam) identity by his heart beat but can’t confront him without again revealing his identity (both parties have no idea of the other knowing their identity)

He has about 3 braincells left after the trip over and theyre all thinking the same thing

this is a very doodly comic (i only colored it so id have an excuse to post it on my main on insta) so take anatomy and stuff with several hefty grains of salt please and thanks

The COI is difficult to convince because their last interaction with Simon was when they attempted to execute him by blood submarine. Yeah he has another guy with him now and a gigantic space station, but how do we know that these vitamin shakes aren't poison? He's gonna want revenge, this guy is the butcher! But ultimately, they believe him about the planets being there still and agree to board his xenonite space station.

Eden, on the other hand, is very tricky. Their last interaction with Simon was framing him for what happened to Filament Station. They know he was captured by the COI and while they want to welcome him back to the fold... he's different now. They're convinced that this talk of stars and planets with food and water are just brainwashing from the COI, filling his head with hope for the future. In order to get them on board, they have to play into the religious beliefs, which is complicated for Simon because while he knows the beliefs inside and out, he doesn't believe them anymore and it hurts to pretend.

(read the details in the fic Blood in the Stars on ao3)

First of all, the parallels. Hiccup fucking loves nature and studying and research and understanding the world. That total translates to modern day microbiology. He’s so big on taking care of the world and its ecosystems and understanding how they work. I’m thinking about the “it’s a cell! It’s a tiny alien cell!” line. Hiccup would pop the fuck off about discovering alien life. He’s also got a bit of a temper! He’s sassy! I can fully see him having his own “staggering waste of carbon” moment and getting ejected from academia.

The move to teaching like Ryland? I can see that too. Hiccup fucking loves sharing what he’s learned with others. I could see him as a middle school teacher in a heartbeat. Especially if he’s teaching biology. He’d be really good at it I think.

Honestly the similarities between him and Ryland Grace are ridiculous. Big sad eyes. Kind of a dork. Good with people but lacks confidence about it. Nerdy as fuck. Autism spectrum.

Now the other riders. I think Hiccup would meet them on the Petrova task force. Fishlegs is a fellow researcher. Maybe Astrid is their Yao. I 100% see Ruffnutt as Ilyukina. “Lethal injection with a little bit of heroin” yeah that sounds right. Her and Tuff are good pilots. They fly a two headed dragon together *well* they’re just also chaotic. I can also kind of see Snotlout as Carl. Quiet and standoffish at first but starts having fun with the guy he’s there to babysit