help

Does anyone know what to do

calling things "cutes" is so uh. what's a good word for when something is cute but slightly more cute

the word cutes is autological

i do not know how to communicate to other usamericans that 99% of the time No, you do not need to and should not bring your dog to that public space

that's not your wubby pubby sweetie son boy darling to me that is a 60 pound animal with significant bite strength that you elected not to train because he's "just a pupper"

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.