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a k95 is kind of like a muzzle in a way

k9 is literally in the name....canine......

this morning i got a spam call that just played clown waiting music for a few seconds and then hung up on me. which really pissed me off a lot

looking for a job and hoping for a callback only to get clownrolled is insane

if communismkills tossing you neck, you taking it or curve her shit?

this is one of the most important posts on this website, how the hell does it only have 26k notes after all these years

the website is a suburb

Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️

HE'S GETTING FIRED. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!

just thought you'd like to know that op of that post you just reblogged has a sex kink. yeah ive seen her porn blog and theres like zero inflation or latex or anything normal on there it's all gifs of naked people smushing their bodies together. it's disgusting

I've defeated nearly every dog I've met in single combat

kurt cobain simply the closeted transbian of all time I don't make the rules

last year, I found a bootleg shiny Zorua plush at a con and I bought it because the official ones had been out of stock for years. But they suddenly restocked them and I got one. So now I have a real Zorua and a fake Zorua which I think is just cutes actually

so the problem with having two hisuan Zorua plush is that now 50% of my life is finding Zorua in places