Manic Pixie Nightmare Girl-Thing

Mitch McConnell has been sent to a nice farm out in the country where there's lots of open space to run around and lots of other senators for him to play with

can we send him to the glue factory instead

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life

we were so preoccupied with mitch mcconnell that we hadn't considered that other u.s. politicians could die

it really is annoying as hell how someone will talk about how poor people can't avoid ethically dubious products because of how being poor works and then someone with a two story house in the suburbs will take that to mean they can order harry potter books through a drone delivery from amazon and if you criticize that you're a bigot

kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous

I believe in the death penalty but only for financial crimes committed by billionaires and multimillionaires. Embezzlement is fine if you’re in middle management and you take like $40k but execution by firing squad for everyone with a net worth above $3 mill

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Fun how the bystander effect was coined to cover up how cops are bigoted cowards who let a queer person die and Stockholm syndrome was also coined to cover that the cops handled a hostage situation so badly the hostages trusted their captors more than the cops.

Next you're gonna tell me 40% of all people beat their partners.

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