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looking for recipes so i can find out what to do with the four potatoes i spontaneously purchased when grocery shopping and then getting worried i might make something bad and then laughing when i remembered one of my all time favorite reddit posts + phrase i think about and vocal stim with all the time because of it

It's also the origin of this beautiful line

Social Security includes the number for a suicide hotline on the envelope they use to tell me they have decided to deny my disability

I can’t reblog with vids so have a play by play

If you didnt pander to trans/gays you'd have zero fans because your writing sucks.

sony this is ur chance to announce the funniest thing

shut down and for what

hi ortiel. i'm a school librarian and we have one of those scholastic book fairs going on. there's a cookbook that's cover looks like a cookie, and when i had 3rd graders in previewing the book fair, about five or six of them saw the book and went "yoo!! cookie clicker book!!" and they all crowded around the book and started rapidly tapping the book. just thought you should know

I love how you can use the environment in baldur’s gate.