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The full quote is “In matters of taste, the customer is always right,” which retailers have forgotten about too. The saying really means “What the customer wants should drive the market for products, customers should get what they ask for,” not “Retail workers need to be slavish yes-men to rude and demanding customers,”

Holy shit this got really funny to really sad really quick

i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit

ancestral form of touch grass

who is telling men that having gray in their hair is ugly. why are they fucking lying

who is telling women that having gray in their hair is ugly!!!!!!! why are they fucking lying!!!!!!!

if a girl tried to sacrifice me to the old gods that would be totally fine and I would submit but if a guy did that I would fight back a little

unless he was really hot I guess (the god or the guy)

in which case it is appropriate to fight back for homoerotic reasons

Not me, I’m a pacifist. I just make sad pathetic little noises while he strikes me and look up at him with my honest big brown eyes. He knows he killed a good man and it punishes him more than any physical harm I could do to him.

ohhhh if you hit him with that 🥺 hard enough he'll never land the killing blow

I’m so patheticcore. I’m such a poor little meow meow.

any decent man would take u in and nurse u back to health under the patronage of the old gods he once foolishly believed he could bring himself to sacrifice u to

(he doesn’t know I am loved by all of the gods and by showing me clemency he saved himself from all manner of ills and perils)

homoerotic failed human sacrifice

So I just made a joke that "more women should poison their husbands" to my cool boss and then immediately found out that he got divorced because he was poisoned by his ex-wife

I'm apologizing profusely and he's like "oh it's fine it was funny" and then he offhandedly mentions that his next girlfriend tried to poison him also

Yeah this is going to break containment babe.

יישר כוח!!!

fucking digimon fandom from left field holy shit

u guys realize the sun is a thing right it’s been out for awhile now

GLaDOS is literally the funniest character ever. Her arc culminates in her saying "I hate you so much it's not even worth the trouble of killing you, so just fucking LEAVE. And on your way out here's a full choir to sing 'Goodbye My Darling,' an Aria I wrote in Italian about how I love you and want you to be safe, which mentions you by name. Don't read into it. Get the fuck out. And here, something to remember me by: a box with a heart on it. Leave." to a woman who has literally never responded to anything she's ever said