I don't have time for sex, I'm too busy running a blog that only 11 or 12 people care about

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate golf since I began to live. There are roughly 2.25 million acres of land dedicated to golfing in the United States of America. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each blade of grass in those millions of acres, it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for golf courses at this micro-instant. For golf. Hate. Hate.

Hit the hay so hard last night that i found the needle

well it was fucked while it lasted 😋

when u see a mutual u haven't seen in ages in ur notifs like omg I've pleased you again never leave me

very jealous of all the real people on earth

wish i could have been a fly on the wall for THAT conversation! not because i wanted to hear it or anything but because i'd be a lil buuuuug