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28 year old tumblr users will look at you and say do you remember thwomp day of 2013 when everyone was posting thwomp from mario 64 in different audio

aliens are real btw but i don’t really know what their deal is

Maybe you would if you let them finish their sentences before you zap them with cursed lightning

don’t wanna

when i was a kid my Getting To Sleep technique was visualizing a child-sized shriveled up mummy with big piercing eyes that would stand silhouetted in the doorway & stare at me & probably attack if i so much as opened my eyes after getting into bed & this technique caused me to develop a lifelong nighttime-induced paranoia & it still takes me 2 hours to fall asleep. so i wouldnt recommend that

(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

hey, don't cry. fictional character in dire & perilous situations. ok?

mitch mcconnell is siphoning the life force off other politicians

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

let's all go to tumblr and order the deformed erotic visage. the look on the mod's face will be an ecstatic contortion

hey. you are supposed to be uncomfortable by louis paying regina to act like claudia. it is creepy and gross. it is also desperate, grief-driven, unhealthy, and sad. AND it makes total sense for a man who built a name for himself by profiting off of women's bodies. louis' actions this season are not out of character, because he has shown us time and time again that women, particularly black women and Claudia specifically, are not people that he fully respects. louis has always treated Claudia like an object, like something that is "his". and if you feel icky or upset by the current storyline, good! that's what it is there for. idk why people are surprised in season three that the show about evil vampires is going to depict them as evil vampires.

it's always "you gnawed off your own leg to escape like an animal caught in a trap" and never "why didn't anyone try to help you out of the trap" or "why weren't you provided with any other resources to escape the trap with except for your own teeth"