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unfortunately very true. Doing Better does not always mean never being upset or never being triggered or never having trouble. often Doing Better means experiencing those things and being able to keep going/cope healthily/move on. if you’re in a bubble with no sensation, if you’re numbing yourself out, that’s not what recovering really is. it won’t help you have a happier life it’ll just make your world smaller and smaller until you can’t fit anywhere anymore. gotta learn to make peace with the hard stuff too, that’s the only way to keep going

Survival-themed cyberpunk RPG where instead of weapons having durability, you need to purchase subscriptions for each of your weapons, which deplete based on how much damage you inflict. Hit points exist in-universe as a value calculated by your weapons' built-in biometric scanners to meter subscription usage. You can top up a weapon's subscription credits at conveniently located kiosks, or "bank" extra credits beyond a given weapon's rated capacity by carrying gift cards.

If you hurt someone by hitting them with a rock or some other non-networked object, this is a serious felony – not because of the violence, but because due to a series of obscure legal precedents, using an object with no associated weapon subscription to cause measurable harm counts as circumventing copy protection.

What about beating someone to death with a firearm? Is that considered jailbreaking?

"Oh yeah, we already invented materials that are practically invulnerable to all forms of damage. The companies started charging subscriptions on every piece of nanoweave-based clothing, armory and weaponry to keep up the scarcity. Could you imagine how much money you would cost a company if you allowed rampant piracy? No one would die!"

# my favourite part about this post # is that nowhere does it say to reblog this # but we’re all reblogging it # because if we have to suffer # so do other writers

Boop

This post is committing crimes (see y'all later lmao)

#WHAT a fucking read of the manic pixie dream girl#I want this desperately actually???#perfect quirky enigmatic mystery girl who has all the traits you don't but long for#and lives life with extreme confidence and whimsy doing whatever she truly wants#and she's the future you can have!! she's here because she loves you! she wants you to be happy!#she hated being you so she knows how much you hate being yourself but she's here to prove to you#that there is a joy you can attain#there is a self you will love (tags via @aethersea)

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty

They just invented the world’s fastest sandwich. They’re calling it the autobáhn mì

don’t forget to tell your favourite tumblr girl she’s pretty today 😘

reblog to tell prev she's pretty ;3

my two brain cells

This is what executive dysfunction looks like

Inside you there are two hamsters…

[Video description: Two dwarf hamsters, one grey and one black, are running on a solid plastic exercise wheel. The wheel barely moves because the hamsters are running at equal speed in opposite directions. End description.]