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The Bowery Presents
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
$LAYYYTER
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Love Begins
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almost home
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@dragonsruby
Hey, I've got sideblogs for all things Mozenrath and Aladdin from the franchise of Disney's Aladdin, along with a sideblog for Hak Ji-Woon from the Dead By Daylight franchise. Random tangents, roleplay, fanfiction, headcanons, etc.
@right-hand-of-the-black-sand and @goldbrick-and-diamond for Mozenrath and Aladdin, then @death-throes-idol for Ji-Woon if you're interested!
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The pain of being in a fandom where you search the tag for the most recent posts and the most recent post was a post you made two weeks ago
You if bugs didn't exist
You if bugs didn't exist
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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.
I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲
If I had a nickel for every time I developed a hyperfixation on a Eurasian serial killer from a horror video game (that I'd never played before) who's an artist that throws knives and developed an obsession with the macabre after being present for a tragedy and that tragedy propelled them to kill people to capture the grim likeness of their victims in their art but the art pushes people away and led to the killer murdering dozens of people in retaliation until they were taken to a realm where they're able to hunt and kill people with the help of supernatural powers, I would have two nickels. That isn't a lot, but I do think it would be hilarious for Hak Ji-Woon and Stefano Valentini to meet.
Do not the MiNA
the tardis medicating her beautiful wife
affirmations for my printer:
you are not out of paper
you have so much paper
it’s okay to function as intended
you are not out of ink
i just refilled that cartridge last month
you can connect to that computer you’re supposed to connect to
you’re allowed to print things
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Hey, I've got sideblogs for all things Mozenrath and Aladdin from the franchise of Disney's Aladdin, along with a sideblog for Hak Ji-Woon from the Dead By Daylight franchise. Random tangents, roleplay, fanfiction, headcanons, etc.
@right-hand-of-the-black-sand and @goldbrick-and-diamond for Mozenrath and Aladdin, then @death-throes-idol for Ji-Woon if you're interested!
loz twitter was briefly trying to decide if the hero of time can read. i genuinely think the answer is no
"the hero of time doesnt know what doors are" is good. but allow me to present a second, funnier option,
Reblog this to lift someone else's curse
yo…. when jet breaks in the tea shop and accuses zuko and iroh of beinh firebenders….
do you think any of the patrons looked at zukos scarred face - obviously done by a firebender - and immediately think jet was an asshole? like
jet: hes a firebender!!!!
patrons, thinking about the backstory they concocted for zuko and iroh where their home was invaded by firebenders and they barely survived with their lifes so they could come and have a peaceful life selling tea in a city the war doesnt touch:
Jet: He’s a firebender!
The Patrons to the Tea Shop internally: You fucking stupid, sir? I think you might be stupid.
#if someone shouted something racialized at a food service worker and he pulled swords#if be like ‘yeah that’s fair’
He didn’t even use his own swords. He took them from a guard and the guards let him
Oh god, why didn’t you just let him through?
This Untitled Goose Game expansion is WILD
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some of you have never had your notp be the most popular ship in the fandom and it shows
Has anyone seen the giraffe lamp at ikea
Hes allowed on the table
Were watching sumo together
Here imea giraffe lamp, it's your turn on the donkey kong
most inspired i have felt in weeks
I went to ikea yesterday, and they did not have the giraffe lamp...
@creatures-in-posts
