I'm the reason it's called TARNation

“does this character eat pussy” poll and it’s your full name first middle and last under an unflattering candid picture of you having a bad experience at the grocery store

asgore n tenna r insane parallels w how they're both stuck in the past and want to keep toriel especially trapped to "Keep Her Safe " and while they don't necessarily have bad intentions they keep hurting everyone around them by guilting everyone into engaging w their obsession w the Grand Happy Past

Like. you think "oh okay he's a bit odd but harmless" but then he Just Keeps Going with this strange cheerfulness that becomes more n more repressive. It .... irritates me how often ppl will dismiss these characteristics that make these characters more interesting. if you've ever been around a man like this , it just gets so uncomfortable and hard to say No . Especially when u know they're not being malicious in their intensity and it comes from a place of refusing to acknowledge that times moved on . It's so guilt inducing to say No and say it's uncomfortable it's like looking at a kicked dog T B H

Spicy stuff has an unusually high ceiling, it seems like. Salty foods can only be as salty as salt. Even the sourest candy of all time poses basically no challenge to an adult palate. Spicy foods, though? They can be spicy enough to make you throw up and that’s not even approaching the spiciest food ever. A spicy food can kill you by being spicy

Sour absolutely has a high ceiling. It’s just caused by acidity, isn’t it? We could go all the way to “dangerously corrosive”, could we not?

One time, I ate so much sour candy in one sitting that my tongue started actually bleeding

I tasted hydrochloric acid in high school and it was so sour it left a visible burn on my tongue

you what now