I'm the reason it's called TARNation

the thing I respect about the Skulduggery Pleasant novels is that every time a character has a stupid name, it’s because they gave themselves the stupid name. And I can’t even be mad about that because if I had been magically bound to the name I picked for myself as a young teen, I’d be Maverick Fargo. Which is EXACTLY the kind of name a skulduggery pleasant character would have.

shaknet sick fic where shakra is ill but shakra’s combination of upbringing and instinct manifests in an extreme paranoia and tendency towards violence. so half of the time hornet would like to spend tending to her sickness she is forced to spend dodging fifty billion ring attacks

hornet tries to check her temperature with the back of her claw and shakra freaks out and clocks her so hard with her rings that the both of them are unconscious for the next several hours

Air to air combat is the easiest form of warfare to argue that both parties consent to. Dogfighting is basically kink and it should turn you on at least a little.

I was duelling this girl but I misread the vibe so when we got into a bind and got really close to each other I didn't kiss her I just hit her in the face with my pommel and now she's crying and she's got a nosebleed

I'm trying to comfort her and tell her it's gonna be okay but her nose is definitely broken 😬