I'm the reason it's called TARNation

princess zelda is so so funny in ocarina of time. like yeah I gotta disguise myself so ganondorf doesn't find me. yeah im gonna dress up as a sheikah which were almost all wiped out during a brutal civil war. yeah there's only one other alive sheikah and she's my mentor and guardian. very suspicious this does not seem. also i will be a man. what am i going to name my sheikahsona? um. fuck. didn't think that far ahead. um. well im a sheikah right. so like, i'll call myself sheik. which is normal. also i WILL be staying blonde

I failed to notice the original tweet below and i just assumed this post was just about the artistic process in general, not nsfw art specifically, and just accepted that yeah sometimes you gotta rub that thang till the job is done

Gott nimm meine Periodenkrämpfe und gib sie Friedrich Merz

schwöre die Aktivität an diesem Post ist wie so ein Merz-Bullshit-Seismograph. Immer wenn der wieder Notes bekommt weiß ich dass er was Dummes von sich gegeben hat

oh god, and i didn’t even mention how the show wrapped and then got stuck in corporate limbo for about 2 years before it was unceremoniously dumped onto streaming with not a sniff of warning or advertising to the point where the artists and actors who worked on it didn’t even know it was out. 👍 NO BIGGIE‼️

Task failed abysmally, I'm having a threesome on Tuesday. My job is to look pretty and hand over the props.

That was fun, amd I learned some things about myself! Namely that I would make an excellent scantly-clad servant bowing to a sadistic evil queen. 10/10 would do it again.

Please stop reblogging this, if it ends up on Tiktok some teenybopper is gonna call me bad ace representation.

When you remove the evidence from "evidence-based," what are you left with? That's right: BASED. So you all can shut up with your cringe "data" and your loser "scientific method"

splatoon heritage post