Dragons and More Dragons

New sleep style: hitting the snooze button so many times that you sleep two additional hours in ten minute intervals. I call this Horse Sleep

Worse sleep. That was meant to say worse sleep

I Am So Fucking Tired

Literally immediately after reblogging this to correct it I went "wow, it has a reblog already?" And got all the way to checking my notifs before I realized. That it was me.

Anyway horse sleep: sleep, but horse. Worse. Sleep but worse. Definitely one of the two.

the night mares will continue

first rule of making fantrolls is to remember that 90% of widely accepted "canon troll traits" are propaganda made up by )(ic to divide the trolls to make them easier to control as a dictator and the fandom simply did not understand that there was an unreliable narrator aspect at play. the second rule is to make them at least a little bit of an asshole. the third rule is to ignore hiveswap

noteworthy that they literally had a mask on me hooked up to a tank pumping narcotics into my lungs through all this, and my body temperature was like 34°. I would have been doing well to just have both eyes pointed in the same direction

"This is great. I'm going to get a good grade in post-accident cognition."

one man's hyperfixation is another man's blocked tag

I know next to nothing about botany but the phrase “feral sunflower” is hilarious to me

take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce

@funnier-when-objectum

theyre letting me crawl out of the grave tomorrow