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3rd person is the most common perspective styleβ¦
I want to trap the can't-read-3rd-person poster in the same room as one of those people who hates 1st person so much they want to wipe it from the universe (usually through not being widely read and only encountering 1st person ever in a particularly annoying type of YA fiction). then we'd see who wins, and if they manage to overcome their differences and fall in love. i think i could make a whole anime out of that
The encounter between them should be narrated in second-person. To annoy both of them.
You think thatβs a wonderful idea.
Yeah okay, I'll reblog that!
you mean yeah okay you'll reblog that
I am losing it over this post Joseph Mallozzi just made on twitter - they once wrote lyrics for the theme song of SG-1 and recorded it hskdbsjejs
Iβll cop to being, at best, a casual anime fan and an incidental nintendo fan like some sort of goose that got lost on migration and decided to stay for the catchy musical score but Iβve had a thought thatβs been making me laugh for like 20 min now:
Replacing any Shonen Protagonist with Legend of Zeldaβs Protagonist Horrible Klepto Gremlin and Professional Fightboy,Β Link.
Doesnβt matter which link beyondΒ βwhatβs funniest in this particular scenarioβ.Β Maybe a specific Link, maybe an amalgamation of all Links into a superpowered multidimensional agent of Chaos.Β A HyperLink, if you will.
Then plop that bad boy down into the start of any Shonen anime and watch it go completely off the rails.
Juevenile Delinquent With A Heart Of Gold Link (really, could you imagine Link in a middle school setting?Β not for more than five minutes before he jumps out of the Designated Protagonist Window at the back of the classroom)Β dives in front of a car to save a small childβs life.Β Botan, the grim reaper in the form of a blue-haired anime hot chick, comes to explain his peculiar situation, only for him to get up halfway through the speech about Karma becuase he still, somehow, has half a heart left, baffling everyone.
Local Weirdo Link hangs out in a graveyard every night graverobbing Communing With The Spirits, until Some Nerd keeps getting him into weird situations and eventually he ends up on a plane to America to participate in some kind of tournament for godhood. They get all the way to the third round before anyone realized Link doesnβt have a spirit companion, heβs his own Kickass Sword Dude.
Famously Young Orphan Link attempts an arcane ritual to bring his mother back, only to be confronted with a Manifestation of all Knowledge In The Universe, who then attempts to take his limbs and a sibling. Link, who has kicked several gods and the actual spacetime continum in the dick before, does not stand for this Malarkey
Chronically Ill superhero Toshionori Yagi is looking for someone to take up the quirk One For All and is impressed by the courage of a young maniac attempting to protect the people of the town from a monstrous villain whilst armed with a pointed stick, and takes him on as his apprentice.Β Link, surprised to be starting with the Triforce of Power this time, is agreeable to this, and attends superhero high school in hopes of locating the triforces of Courage and Wisdom.
Related question: Is Link Literate?Β I know him through fragmentary playthroughs of Breath of The Wild, the one with the bird, and the one with the boat and I honestly donβt know if he can read.
Professional Monster Ass-Kicker and Sword Collector Link arrives in The Seritei and promptly goes after the Tall Dude With The Elaborate Hair That Monolouges About Power on the assumption heβs found Ganondorf again, and gives Zaraki Kenpachi the fight of his life.
The residents of the Village hidden in the lead poisoning Leaves avoid the blond boy with the rap sheet of misdemeanors a mile long and constant nonsensical yelling, assuming his strange ways are due to the fox spirit the previous Mayor of Murdertown stuffed into his intestines as a baby. Several Hundred Episodes, a completely destroyed chunin exam and a lot of screaming later, Kyubei commentsΒ βNo, heβs Just Like That.β
Seto Kaiba, Professional Rich Bitch:Β βITβS TIME TO DUEL!!β Seto Kaiba, about to learn what Consquences are ββ¦What are you doing with that sword?β
The only Shonen Anime Link doesnβt completely send off the rails one way or another is the orginal Dragonball, becuase accepting an extensive and bizzare fetchquest from a random blue-haired chick is 100% in-character for any and all Links.
shounen anime is all well and good, but have you considered the following?
chronic vase-breaker link breaks a vase, and is subsequently hounded by six attractive people who need him to flirt with women in order to pay back his debt
1. Link is, apparently, Literate.Β This is a tremendous surprise to me.
2.Β You, my good personage, are a GENIUS, becuase somehow Link βAdeventure Is My Middle NameβΒ McStabbington somehow screw up every shonen anime but stays weirdly on-track for shoujo.Β For instance:
A Cat hands some Magical Bling that gives the wearer a kickass outfit to Link in exchange for him dealing with some monsters and making some similarly exctingly dressed friends. Link canβt actually pronounceΒ βMoon Prism Power Make Up!β butΒ βHYAAAHGH!!β seems to get the Job done. This is honestly a pretty typical Teusday for Link.
Local Homeless Weirdo Link is chilling out in the woods when a mudslide happens to his stuff, and local highschoolers take pity on him and invite him into thier mansion, only for him to discover thier terrible curse- if theyβre huggedΒ by someone of theΒ βoppositeβ gender, theyβre transfomed into an animal from the chinese Zodiac.Β Shenanigans Ensue when Link, the universeβs Most Androgynous Twink Who Only Knows Gender By Reputation, completely screws up that Dynamic as whether or not the individual changes comes down to what Gender they percive Link as.Β Fortunately for them Link is like.Β So Good at breaking Curses.
Chronic Ancient Library Looter Link opens up a cool-looking book becuase apparently he can read, and like, a zillion cards and a very irritable stuffed animal fly out of it.Β The Loud Toy demands he find all the cards again, and fortunately for Keroberos, Link is The Best as insane Fetch Quests.
Someone sends Horrible Goblin Child Link off to a prestigious Boarding School in an attempt to domesticate him, but True Cross Academy has a secret: The Night Class is Vampires that are attending school for some godforsaken reason! Masochism, probably.Β Can The Human and Vampire Classes ever really live together? The answer is a resounding YES after both band together in terror against the explosives-happy, sword-carrying, urn-smashing, shrieking weirdo that just enrolled.Β
The only Shoujo that Link immediately Derails is the one where a weird critter with a cute sing-song voice attempts to get him to maka contract.Β Link, no stranger to dulicitous creepy little things, immediately shanks Kyubey for the XP.
So apparently thereβs a new Leg of Zeg game out and Link got an engineering degree while I wasnβt looking. Good for him! Letβs talk more Anime:
-A mysterious broadcast signal from the moon turns all humans on earth into stone! Several thousand years later, veteran Time Traveler Link pops out of his stone cocoon, decides that βdoing it the long wayβ sucks, and stomps off to rebuild civilization using random garbage and looney tunes physics.
-A terrible new form of space weapon called a βMobile Suitβ has been created- these child-controlled behemoths cut swathes of destruction as they wage a territorial space war, impervious to all but the most powerful weapons, and that one kid carrying a frankly improbable number of explosives and a smartphone that can manipulate inertia and electromegnetism (??), riding around on what appears to be a rocket-powered tractor.
-While out at summer camp Child of Destiny Link is suddenly transported to the Digital World, where an adorable little blob of an animal declares itself Linkβs Digimon Partner! No stranger to having a Weird, Loud little critter following him around, Link is slightly perplexed when the fat orb wants to fight the enormous monster on his behalf. Silly Digimon- thatβs HIS job! Grappling hooks his ass up to Devimonβs castle and beats him to death with a tennis racket he found on the way.
-A mysterious book called a DEATHNOTE falls out of the sky in front of Link, who carefully reads the rules, and shrugs, because if he REALLY needs someone dead, Heβs going to want to do it in person, and Link has never given a shit about the police. Heβs gonna hang onto this book, because it looks like an important quest item, and Ryuk languishes in Links Inventory for the rest of the Series.
-The barbaric battles where legendary and historical figures are summoned to fight on behalf of Mages known as the Grail Wars are rudely interrupted when Link sees Iskandar, assumes itβs Ganon AGAIN, and beats his way through the lineup to get to him, even besting Gilgamesh by putting the kingβs inventory skills to shame.
-Salt Middle School gets a new transfer student and Shigeo Kageyama is initially distraught by his teacher assigning HIM to show the New Kid around, but turns out, Link ALSO enjoys Milk, long amicable silences and complaining about getting into stupid battles with the multiverseβs most magically overpowered and emotionally constipated Dumb asses. Itβs nice, to have a reliatively uncomplicated friendship for once.

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters
In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels
I think maybe I missed the birds and the bees talk after all, I donβt remember this part
thatβs the Hawks & Hornets discussion, the more advanced version that covers kinks.
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obligatory reblog of this after I forgot to bookmark them (again)

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normalise being bad at roofs in minecraft. normalise not being able to make an aesthetically pleasing roof to save your life in minecraft.
Normalize just digging into the side of a mountain to avoid making roofs in Minecraft
yall need me to tap the sign?
hereβs a roof guide that i use because i used to be shit
i dont remember the source, b/c ive had this for like years, but i suggest messing around with these roofs with different shapes/sizes of buildings
in fact, you can mix and match and have one roof with a side room with a different roof on it
honestly, have fun
Iβve had these saved for a long time and unfortunately donβt know the source either, but here are the other tutorials from this artist if anybody is interested!
Oh! These are super cool!
These were made by PixelandPoly they have an entire 40 page eBook with various design guides, alongside the ones theyβve released for free.
Iβve had this in my drafts for ages and just forgot what I was going to say-
So late reblog of this a-may-zing post!
ooOoo :0
SAVING ALL OF THESE FOR MY FUTURE BUILDS!!!! X3
I found and screenshoted this yesterday, and forgot to post it lol.
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IIRC, they had to terminate the project because the crows were attacking humans who were smoking cigarettes in order to get the "butt."
Let The Crows Force You To Quit Smoking
"the three dots on the side" call her by her REAL NAME.. Meatballs Menu
im gonna say it now so everyone in my notes stops arguing over this. meatballs menu is three dots side-by-side. kebab menu is three dots up and down. bento menu is an array of 9 dots in a square shape. hamburger menu is three lines horizontally. Yes there are others but none of them are nearly as prevalent so i dont care enough to list them. goot bye
Literally what they're called btw this post isn't a bit
Computer programmers are perpetually famished