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bob-belcher

algrolo

ATTENTION EVERYONE

THE OLD ME IS DEAD. I HAVE KILLED HER AND TAKEN OVER HER EXISTENCE. I AM EXACTLY THE SAME IN EVERYWAY EXCEPT I AM SEXIER.

I DO NOT KNOW WHEN I TOO WILL BE KILLED AND REPLACED WITH A SE-

algrolo

ATTENTION EVERYONE

caffstrink

how i imagine human tom nook. hes your uncle, who is balding

briedanvrs-moved

Finding Nemo (2003) // Aquaman (2018)

abandoned-as-mustard

This parallel is actually hysterical

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thosedamnsmoshkids

hi what the actual FUCK does THIS ONE MEAN

melxncholymermxid

Bautista said “say it with your chest”

azcrowleyfell

For those who may not know, Dave Bautista is the (former) WWE wrestler Batista

He also plays this gay-ass autistic alien:

He also posted this delightful tweet in response to some homophobic Catholic bullshit:

And he’s been very openly anti-Trump:

https://popculture.com/celebrity/news/dave-bautista-controversial-donald-trump-tweet-divides-fans-wwe-marvel-guardians-star/

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

scarecrowqueen

This dude took one look at homophobia, bigotry, and toxic masculinity and said ‘fuck that’ and then crushed them all with his enormous biceps and I think that was very excellent of him.

tygermama

He looks like he gives great hugs

The Homestuck Epilogues and Homestuck^2 are a meditation on leaving a fandom.

You still shouldn’t read them.

#long rant #homestuck #i probably needed to write this more than y'all need to read it

juiceboxman

It’s kinda funny comparing DMs cause Brennan and Matt are both like really polite, insightful people who when you listen to them make you think “damn, I need to read more” and make the prospect of DMing seem like this really daunting task that you need to be a master of Improv and posess an encyclopedia of DnD knowledge for.

And the there’s Murph. who’s like this Hockey dad on a Saturday morning screaming at his kids to get in the goddamn car and you think “oh shit all I need is a pair of duck tape and a mug of black coffee and I’m good to go”

#critical role #dimension 20 #naddpod #not another dnd podcast

madcat-world

Queen Of The Mountains - Kipine

#oh fuck yes

devilscandycomic

✧✧READ DEVIL’S CANDY✧✧ First Page | Latest Page 11/19/18 ✧CHAPTER 1 ✧CHAPTER 2 ✧CHAPTER 3 ✧CHAPTER 4 ✧CHAPTER 5 ✧CHAPTER 6 ✧CHAPTER 7 ✧CHAPTER 8 RSS | twitter | PATREON

Page 23 will be posting on Friday!

In the meantime here’s a drawing meme, because I’m thankful for all my girls! If you’d like to try it out yourself, here’s the template I used.

Just a reminder that I’ll be posting update pages only on Fridays for a few weeks, but pop in on Mondays for doodles~

–Rem

#devil's candy #webcomics #monstergirls

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listen

#bismuth #pearl #steven universe

a-dinosaur-a-day

Helicoprion: What if, like, teeth,

Mesosaurus: Yeah?

Helicoprion: but WHEEL

Mesosaurus: No don’t -

Helicoprion:

(Image by ДиБгд)

a-dinosaur-a-day

Drepanosaurus: What if, like, tail,

Rutiodon: Yeah?

Drepanosaurus: But CLAW

Rutiodon: How would you -

Drepanosaurus:

(by @drawingwithdinosaurs)

aegis-destiny

Igunaodon: What if, like, thumb,

Hypselospinus: Yeah?

Igunaodon: But like spike

Hypselospinus: But why would you ne-

Igunaodon:

i-draws-dinosaurs

Stegosaurus: What if, like, tail

Camptosaurus: Yeah?

Stegosaurus: But SHARP

Camptosaurus: But what would y-

Stegosaurus:

ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru

Pelagornis: what if, like, beak

Paramobula: I’m listening

Pelagornis: but TEETH

Paramobula: what possible reason would you have t-

Pelagornis:

(Image by Peter Trusler)

shadows-and-science-gone-mad

Cotylorhynchus: What if, like, head

Moschops: Okay?

Cotylorhynchus: But SMALL

Moschops: What? No, why the he-

Cotylorhynchus:

lady-laufey

Erythrosuchus: Okay but what if, head

Cotylorhynchus: I’m listening…

Erythrosuchus: But HUGE

Cotylorhynchus: What no pump the breaks there why-

Erythrosuchus:

rave-lord-nito

Sharovipteryx: Okay, but what if like, wings

Kyrgyzsaurus: Okay?

Sharovipteryx: on my BACK LEGS

Kyrgyzsaurus: Wait hold on now, why would you put them-

Sharovpiteryx:

lady-laufey

Deinocheirus: Okay, but what if…

Barsboldia: What if what?

Deinocheirus: : )

Barsboldia: What are you doing, what is this, wh-

Deinocheirus:

bats-at-the-disco-deactivated20

Therizinosaurus: Ok what if claw…

Deinocheirus: Alright go on….

Therizinosaurus: But l o n g

Deinocheirus: You eat planet for heavens sake why in the world would yo—

Therizinosaurus: SUCK IT IM WOLVERINE

wandering-shepard

Azhdarchidae: What if, like, fly?

Pterosauria: Okay… what about it?

Azhdarchidae: But HE A D

Pterosauria: What does that even-

Azhdarchidae:

plasticozoic

Thylacoleonidae: ok, what if vegetarian teeth Diprotodontia: sure Thylacoleonidae: but for MEATING

Diprodontia: how are you even going to do this

Thylacoleonidae: you are like baby, watch THIS -

sepialunaris

Brachytracholepan: What if neck

Tehuelchesaurus: yep thats basically our identity

Brachytrachelopan: but chonk

Tehuelchesaurus: WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

Brachytrachelopan: Chungus time

mrvokiman

Ichthyovenator: What if, like, sail

Spinosaurus: Yes?

Ichthyovenator: but HOLE

Spinosaurus: Why would you-

Ichthyovenator:

darth-felis-deactivated20200625

Parasaurolophus: What if, you know, crest

Gryposaurus: Cool, go on

Parasaurolophus: but more

Gryposaurus: …okay?

Parasaurolophus: and trumpet

Gryposaurus: For wha-

Parasaurolophus: BIIIIIIIIIIGGGG HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNK

mantis-cat

Yi Qi: What if, um, Wing

Anchiornis: Yes, yes go on,

Yi Qi: but, more skin

Anchiornis: But we are all doing this feth…….

Yi Qi: FLAP FLAP

fabfuta1234

Eoabelisaurus: What if, like, hand.

Asfaltovenator: Yeah?

Eoabelisaurus: But like, nub?

Asfaltovenator: But wouldn’t that–

90 MILLION YEARS OF EVOLUTION LATER

“…damnit!”

warriormoustache

Kaprosuchus: Okay so.. teeth, yeah?

Crocodyliformes: Mmhmm?

Kaprosuchus: But they’re tusks

Crocodyliformes: Oh God..

Kaprosuchus: And I’m twenty feet long

Crocodyliformes: Don’t do it..

Kaprosuchus: And upright.

Crocodyliformes: Please sto-

Kaprosuchus:

morgan-the-lonely-brick

Stethacanthus: okay, what if fin…

Cretoxyrhina: Yeah, what about it?

Stethacanthus: But anvil

Cretoxyrhina: What

Stethacanthus: with teeth

Cretoxyrhina: Nonononodon’t-

Stethacanthus: and teeth on forehead

Cretoxyrhina: STOP

Stethacanthus:

cassie-heartgal

Opabinia: Hey, so–

Anomalocaris: oh God what now??

Opabinia: what if… Eye

Anomalocaris: no, stop

Opabinia: but FIVE

Anomalocaris: I SAID STOP

Opabinia: NOSE CLAW

Anomalocaris: YOU WHA–

Opabinia:

etchif

Tully Monster: greetings~

Every living creature, like, ever: Oh Jesus Christ what do you want

Tully Monster: :)

Every living creature ever: what

Tully Monster: :)))

Every living creature ever: I’m literally begging you to stop

Tully Monster: :)))))))))))))

neopoint

japanese lets players vs tarantulas is my favourite thing

joeyoakmayor

Eh?

assyrianjalebi

clavicula-diaboli-prolis

Forgot the best part:

hustlerose

disney just announced their first gay character. and wouldnt you know it. it’s dirk strider

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legislacerator

homestuck uses seemingly random things/concepts – the zodiac, a deck of cards, billiards, the magic 8 ball – as thematic elements so fucking cleverly it’s almost infuriating

legislacerator

the game over timeline failed because vriska was killed – much like in billiards, you lose the game if you pocket the 8 ball too soon

loathsomespider

not to infodump or nothing but imho its even deeper than that, in that by act 7 the entire web of symbolism has been flipped

this is foreshadowed kind of obliquely by one, having chess and pool be exactly the same game in-universe, with sburb taking the form of a collosally complicated game of chess in multiplayer sessions, but taking the form of pool in a single player session, and two, having caliborn switch his king and queen’s appearance, but having them move as if they were the piece they appear to be

vriska appears to be the 8 ball and killing her appears to end their game prematurely, but shes actually the cue ball, and killing her causes a scratch in which she can be placed wherever is most advantageous for the opponent, and english is the 8 ball, and shoving him into the metaphorical pocket that is the black hole from the collapse of the green sun ends the game

what im getting at here is that i fucking h8 homestuck

legislacerator

holy shit

zenosanalytic

There’s also all the parallels drawn between Snowman(The Black Queen) and Vriska. And of course, while Snowman APPEARS to be an 8-ball, what is killing her circumstantially simultaneous with? A SCRATCH. From the perspective of Caliborn and his Session, it appears to be a victory, but it actually allows his opponents to reposition themselves to best win The Game(like vriscourse says).

sanguith

I just discovered there is a small subreddit dedicated to google-translating (and actually dubbing, very professionally!!) the Star Wars movies and occasional SWR episodes from english into chinese and back into english again, making the subtitles change ridiculously, and it’s positively the most hilarious thing I’ve ever come across since I saw the LotR post about a similar thing, here are some highlights:

demilypyro

nightlifemingus

This is proof that our timeline has looped back on itself, because back in the day, the classic meme-phrase “DO NOT WANT” came from a Chinese-subtitled rip of The Revenge of the Sith, translated back into English:

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