Dragon Enthusiast

relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever

I wish AI would stop making so many animal story posts. I LOVE animals and they are ruining the loving-animals ecosystem. And also the real ecosystem

The truffle hunting cat is AI, I’m so sorry guys

i think this is my favorite video of all time. ive been utterly enamored with it for years – i really believe it captures such a genuine, delightful aspect of humanity and culture from the 2000s, and its so fun to watch!!

I could tell instantly from the way he was positioned on the bar that this video was going to showcase some serious skill. I was nonetheless cometely unprepared for what happened.

The DDR bros from the early 2000s will always have a soft spot in my heart

This is not actually DDR! It’s Korean game Pump It Up, which has five panels in an X shape and *much* more lenient timing - that’s what allows extreme freestyling like this!

This email could have been a flayed screaming man

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

i bet it feels good as fuck to be a prairie grass and get blown around in the wind with other prairie grasses

another reason this is the only social media site i give a fuck to actually use is because you're allowed to add links to text instead of just having to paste a url into the body of your post like some kind of caveman.