Hello friends

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

This is like. The opposite of the recovery position

HAHAHAH THOSE TAGS

just had a dream that I had been led into a death trap by a villain and was buying time by getting him to explain his evil scheme to me in detail but didn't even have to feign interest because his evil scheme was so fascinatingly bonkers and byzantine. kept going "wait so what was the plan if the Scottish gardener HADN'T told me about the tulip bulbs" and he would roll his eyes because I was clearly buying time but then tell me because he was proud of his nine thousand contingency plans and I was sincerely like "wow you thought of everything" and I slightly had the impression he was reconsidering killing me just because he'd finally found an appreciative audience but then I woke up

It’s actually much worse then this. All you need to do is to look at their imdb pages to see that Adele Lim  has more credits and experience under her belt then Chiarelli .This is VERY important because the usual excuse when there is a massive difference in salary is that one party is more experience then the other and this is natural to pay them more. And yet here she is the one with more experience and yet with a drastically lower cut. This is both racial and gender discrimination and there is absolutely and utterly no excuse

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are you guys aware that miette the famous internet cat recently went to the vet after eating a lizard that apparently made her trip balls

[caption] driver, muttering: god damnit, it’s paul. driver, at full volume: mornin’ paul! paul, cheerfully: the world will be reduced to ash! driver, muttering again: jesus christ that guy creeps me out. [/caption]

[additionally the driver is brian david gilbert, paul is a skeleton sitting on a bench with its arm sticking in the air, and the voice of paul is also brian david gilbert]

WAIT THE REFLECTION LOOKED BACK AT THE END

the what