^ This is Brownie. I’ve had him since I was 1 year old, apparently. I remember insisting that teddy bears were 1 when they are born, so that we would be the same age.
I had a whole bunch of stuffed toys as a kid, but he’s the only one I have left, and the others vanished when my parents moved.
^ Mittens. When I moved to the city for university, my grandma sent her to me, because I’d never lived without cats before, and she didn’t want me to be lonely. <3
^ Shelby. I got her at the Denver Aquarium when we went to the US to visit the aforementioned grandma. I’m so glad she got to meet my wife, and Shelby will always remind me of that trip.
^ Squiddy. I got him from the free box at the thrift store we used to live next to. Honestly, I was just amazed at the idea of a plush squid.
^ Mortimer. He was a birthday present from my wife. She also got me turtle socks. (Can you guess yet what my favourite animal is?)
^ Myrtle the Purple Turtle. Some work friends got her for me as a surprise when I came out to them. She lived on my work desk for ages.
^ Moira. My first dragon plushie. She always looks sad.
^ Ember. Both she & Moira were birthday presents the same year, but I don’t remember which one I got first.
Ember sometimes comes in the car or my purse with me.
^ Meryl. She’s a weighted lap turtle that I got not terribly long after my autism diagnosis, and after we discovered the joy of weighted blankets. I sit with her on my lap every single day.
^ Poppy is so huge & so huggable. I got her as a gift to myself for making it through the first lockdown in 2020.
^ Gizmo. A Nameday present from my mum. He fits on my shoulder.
^ Romeo. A Valentine’s gift from my wife <3
^ Charity. I bought her with an Easter egg this year, with my first paycheck from my new job.
^ Millicent! I got her at a craft market just last weekend. @thankyouforyourcooperation saw the same stall, and was tempted to buy her (or a sibling) for me.
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I think this might be one of the most incredible, unsettling and symbolic photos of today’s America I’ve ever seen. I can’t stop looking at it. It’s perfect.
there are bunnies in your computer that do all the multiplication. if your computer is running slow you can open it up and help the bunnies practice their times tables. don't forget to reward them with some lettuce!
When you try to talk about enshittification, it sounds like conspiracy theories. (I'm not crazy)
Amazon made their service worse, to force people to pay for Prime.
Nowadays, if you order from Amazon, there is a week long delay before your package is shipped. (on purpose)
I remember when orders would ship out the same day. (I remember - it was real)
YouTube didn't used to have ads. Now, ads play in the middle of videos. (it's worse than TV ever was)
The best can opener I have owned is over 40 years old. Modern ones just don't hold up as well. (The ones I bought new broke ages ago)
The bread machine my mom got for her wedding lasted 30 years. It's been replaced twice in the last 5 years. (How can you fuck this up?)
The cardboard tubes in the middle of toilet paper rolls have gotten larger. (This too?) Companies increasing the price of the product while selling you less. (REALLY?)
It sounds crazy. (it's the truth) When you talk about it, YOU sound crazy. (it's true)
Even when people believe you (do they really), all they can say is "it sucks". (it's too big) Because the problem is so big, so pervasive, what can we even DO about it???
To get the necessary laws written and passed, we need politicians, to get the politicians elected we need information campaigns, to fund campaigns we need money, and all the money is being hoarded by the people profiting from enshittification. (it sounds so fake)
So I talk about enshittification (it sounds crazy), so people don't forget that things have been made worse on purpose (it's true), even though I sound crazy. (maybe I am)
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in the Egyptian wing of the museum and my boyfriend is like "what are all the time periods of ancient Egypt" and I'm like predynastic, early dynastic, old kingdom which is when the pyramids were built, first intermediate, middle kingdom, second intermediate, new kingdom which includes amarna period and yugioh, third intermediate, and then all the late period stuff and macedonian and roman eras. and he's like run that by me one more time
One time I came home from uni very upset and my younger siblings asked what's wrong. I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke their jar. I didn't even realise how scary it sounded to them until I saw their faces lmao. I was upset because we were short on said flies (they don't reproduce very well) and my siblings thought that some crazy radioactive fly monsters escaped and we are all fucked now. Love being a mad scientist in their eyes lowkey
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it's shit i didn't even register before transitioning too. i went out with my friends to a diner yesterday, one is a girl and the other gets clocked as a girl, and when we went in and they asked for the name of the table they asked Me specifically. like looked dead in my eyes and asked Me. i was addressed when it orders and payment first as well. like. Damn. Okay. Shit