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Holy shit im dying right now..prob the best one
This actually probably is the best one hahahaha
a lot of my faves
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truly one of the funniest things about lotr to me is how much hostility the hobbits, a race of cheerful, fun-loving farm people, bear towards gandalf for absolutely NO reason except that he kills their chill vibe
the hobbits of the shire whenever they hear gandalf is in town:
I rewatched Lord of the Rings the other day and you know what I really appreciate?
The men are so tender.
They cry, and kiss each otherโs foreheads, and hug, and call each other โmy friendโ and โmy dearโ; theyโre respectful to women and faithful to their partners; they have banter without being creepy and sleazy, and literally none of that stops them from being considered โmanlyโ.
More Lord of the Rings men please.

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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
I have been waiting for this post all my life.
They are indeed purple, But one thing youโve missed: The concept ofย โpurpleโ Didnโt always exist.
Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his โwine-dark sea.โ
A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.
So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. Iโm hugely pedantic But what else is new?
My friend youโre not wrong About Homerโs wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;
Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple Youโve given short shrift.
The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.
By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree
Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved
For only the emperor!
The word โpurpleโ, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century
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Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long
Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.
The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue
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While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.
But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.
Hirple - To limp or walk awkwardly
Cirple - An old Scots word for the hindquarters of a horse
โRoses are red, violets are purple,
My boner for you has caused me to hirple.โ
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My, how romantic!
DYING. I AM DYING.
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This post has evolved.
Reblog the Princess โข for future happiness and mental stability. Let her cuteness cleanse you.
please princessโขโฆ i require your stability and happiness
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someone introducing tโchalla at an international conference: and now, his majesty, king of wakanda, tโchalla!
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LET ๐ RETAIL ๐ EMPLOYEES ๐ SIT ๐
The only major chain retail store that I know of that allows their cashiers to sit is the Aldi grocery store, a German chain. Their starting pay is also $12 an hour chain-wide.
The interior of the store looks like this so they save money on the annoying shelf restocking. Products remain in their boxes until being removed by customers.ย No unboxing and putting stuff on shelves, and constantly having to rearrange it. Also, the boxes make inventory a breeze as a sealed box has a defined number of items in it.ย
Typical American grocery stores have shelves like this
Every item has to be unboxed and neatly stacked on the shelves. If they get messed up by the customers, everything has to be rearranged back to specific rigid order. When you have to verify the inventory, every item has to be removed from the shelves to be counted and put back. Aldiโs also do not have plastic bags. You can buy reusable bags or simply use the empty cardboard boxes that are available.
Last is the carts. Most grocery stores have their carts strewn across the parking lots, rolling around and hitting cars until a store employee is sent out to collect them, after being yelled at by the manager when they were told to do other tasks in the meantime. Aldiโs chains those carts together and you have to put a Quarter in to release it. When you are done, you plug the chain back in and get your Quarter back. If others are lazy, you can collect and return the loose carts and collect the Quarters.ย
It stops thisโฆ
Then the employees have to do this
reblogging this because I love Alidis
With the exception of the shelf stacking, all of this is totally normal in every single supermarket chain in the UKโฆ what the heck America
Same for Germanyโฆ why would you make it any more complicated than that. Just. Why not let them sit??
Theyโre not normal for no reason. The right to sit during work seems normal for most retail workers in these countries because they are it is part of the labor rights that have been won by unions. Sometimes the right to sit was won in an agreement with the store and sometimes it was put down in national laws.
For example, in the UK your employer legally has to provide you with a comfortable seat if you do work that can be done while seating. In the Netherlands you have to be provided a seat if you work at a cash register for more than 4 hours a day or for more than 1 hour uninterrupted.
Unionize.
Oh yes, letโs ignore charging poor people a quarter to use a fucking cart, and focus on the fact they let their cashiers sit. Gods, capitalism is a shit storm, and everyone who reblogged this without pointing out how fucked up it is that they charge poor people money to use a grocery cart has lost any respect I mightโve had for them. Also, in the US that charging a quarter thing would never work. People would be even less inclined to put the carts bak properly, and those carts would get stolen at an even greater rate. You canโt just point at something done differently in another country and say that we should do that thing because it works there. Just because it works there doesnโt mean it would work here.
ALDIS ARE IN THE US. iโve had an aldi in my town for almost as long as iโve been alive. people dont steal the carts and most people put the carts back because they want their quarters back. youโฆ get the quarter backโฆ also, iโve seen plenty of people pass on carts, so the next person who comes up doesnโt have to use their own quarter.ย
aldis are in the us and iโve hardly ever seen their carts in a mess. so like, yes. this works.
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