Brujería 🔮

Claim this luck! I know you can use it right about now!

This came along just as I was bracing myself to leave the house after 5 PM...I will imagine myself as a little bear with a lamp, making the great journey to the Taco Bell down the street....

psychiatrist just finished my evaluation and they said i have a curse most ancient

shot in the HEAD. and you're to blame. You are not good. At dart game

*getting a tarot reading* the tower, a-another tower, and... a plane

mustelids are the best animal because they are fucking brutally efficient predators but they're also just absurdly cute

no more fandom tags on this post please just admire the weasel

the day rowling croaks is an official trans holiday and we all need to be there to celebrate together. do not let that dickhead outlive you

I waited 33 years for Reagan to die, and 52 for Kissinger. You’ve got this.

Pull through out of spite. If nothing else, outlive them. Outlive as many as you can.

like to charge reblog to cast financial ruin of the AI industry 🔮

you guys are joking but since middle school I've actually told everyone around me that I'm a bad liar AND I let myself get caught in a few harmless lies to "prove" what a bad liar I am. now everyone believes me. all the time.