freedom is just a thot and so is confinement

everything is a circle so we’ll be right back

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

All mutuals who understand my grand vision shall be entombed with me within my mausoleum if I ever happen to die

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im glad we're mostly out of the "girls are so soft uwu" era. it was really hard for me to go through as a girl with a segmented carapace covered in hundreds of tiny barbs

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die