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Dolly Parton has really been hard at work

I understand. You found paradise in America, you had a good trade, you made a good living. The police protected you and there were courts of law. You didn’t need a friend like me. But, now you come to me, and you say: “Don Corleone, do you support this ship/kink?” But you don’t ask with respect. You don’t offer friendship. You don’t even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to get involved in your discourse.

I remember watching an owl snag a hare out of the backyard while I was conspicuously Not Reading my book, and thinking about the prince with a thousand enemies. And then about his dam, who has a thousand and one.

And they were literally being held by a facist leader?? But ok sure go off I guess!

And incorrect tbh. You know that you have to actually READ a book before you go off on it, right? Just glossing over it to the point where you had no idea what gender the main character was doesn’t count.

me: *turns around and accidentally hits you with my comically long plague doctor mask* what

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

“You’ve only been used”

“You still think about those stories that scared you when you were little, from time to time.” (Instagram)

It happens this year folks…

thats how that works. 

It goes up from .5% to 1%

You see

holy FUCK i need this

HOLY shit-

How many of us here are so new to the internet that we can say this is the weirdest art we’ve seen? Very, very few of us, I’d have to imagine.

There’s absolutely nothing not cool about this and honestly if you feel the need to act like this is sooOOOoooo crazy oh my god why would someone do this you’re probably boring as shit.

She has a few more really amazing designs so go check her out!!

literally what does this mean i’m screaming

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY OATMEAL