Gay and Broke

This is one of the most powerful images I have ever seen, and I will reblog it every single time because every single time it brings tears to my eyes.

i want a public execution of the writer of this abhorent defience of god

This, was a journey.

I mean…he is not wrong thought

I hate this almost as much as it hates itself…

in my mind if dragons were real then western and eastern dragons would be only distantly related species filling the same ecological niche across different continents. but due to visual similarities got called the same thing in English. and it would be one of those things that you hear on trivia game shows and go "oh that's neat" about and then move on with your day, like how tanuki get lumped in with racoons even tho racoons are musteloids and tanuki are canids. do you see my vision.

today at work i rung up a customer and the total was 12.30 and i said “12:30, reminds me of a clock :)” and they kind of smiled at me with confusion and i was like “like the time on a clock, just reminds me of it… 12:30” and they said “i have no idea what you’re talking about…” with an expression of supreme pity and gentleness. after that was finished i turned to my coworker next to me and said “i just bombed so hard with this clock comment” and then realized the customer hadn’t moved and was still standing right next to me. if my fate continues down this path, the customer will probably read this tumblr post as well

Ok I think this might be funnier with context actually. This is a review for a strip club in Toronto.

I love these so much.

i have a suggestion

me too

me three

half of tumblr wants to fuck, the other half wants to die

i wanna fuck and then die

cicadas the lot of you

World Heritage Post

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

The lion will never financially recover from this

ohh hhhhhhhh this is soo coooollllll!!! it kinda reminds me of a book i read a long time ago and very much enjoyed