✦They're In Love, Your Honor!✦

in a way house md was a very realistic tv show bc it portrayed almost all medical professionals as terrible cunts who hate you. which is factual. whereas the pitt exists in a sort of fantasy world where nurses are kind

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

Don't come to elf practice tomorrow

You may think it cruel but when a white witch pisses me off I go through her etsy listings for native bird feathers and forward it to fish and wildlife services

Sweats in Salem witch descendant

Keep sweating girl the game wardens on his way

anyone wanna help a nonbinary lesbian thing continue existing this pride month while they try to find a new job https://ko-fi.com/supurreme

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

by disagreeing with me on this topic, you're aligning yourself with everyone else who disagrees with me, which includes the Chaos Death Cult, and they chaos kill people so....

we dont chaos kill that many people.

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

/water

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”