✦They're In Love, Your Honor!✦

I am walking onto the field. Haters are forcefully removing me from the premise

bastard

he’s just a baby please

baby bastard more like

more bastardous than ever….

my sons ranked from most to least hard to love

im only attracted to worthy opponents

in a way house md was a very realistic tv show bc it portrayed almost all medical professionals as terrible cunts who hate you. which is factual. whereas the pitt exists in a sort of fantasy world where nurses are kind

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

Don't come to elf practice tomorrow

You may think it cruel but when a white witch pisses me off I go through her etsy listings for native bird feathers and forward it to fish and wildlife services

Sweats in Salem witch descendant

Keep sweating girl the game wardens on his way