✦They're In Love, Your Honor!✦

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

by disagreeing with me on this topic, you're aligning yourself with everyone else who disagrees with me, which includes the Chaos Death Cult, and they chaos kill people so....

we dont chaos kill that many people.

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

/water

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

listen to me. this is my final message to you. when you are at your lowest a fictional guy will come to you and when that happens you must start putting them in situations. this is the meaning of life.

Idk what to do anymore man but if I don't do smth soon everyone is gonna leave my ass for being so fucking miserable all the time. And I can't even blame them atp like god yeah I wish I could leave too

I can FEEEEL everyone getting bored/tired of me and getting ready to leave but I Don't Know What To Do Nothing Is Working To Make Me Feel Better