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                                                         Take 1

Misha as Castiel: *Staring heatedly at Dean*

Jensen: *Sings* It’s getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes.

Misha: *Starts pretending to strip seductively*

Director: *Chuckles* Cut!

                                                          Take 2

Jensen as Dean: *Roughly pushes Castiel against the wall*

Jensen & Misha as their characters: *Share an intense look*

Jensen as Dean: *Smirks then starts to lean in*

Misha: *Turns his head at the last minute and starts giggling*

Jensen: Lock it up, Mish!

Director: Cut!

                                                          Take 3

Jensen & Misha as their characters: *Making out heatedly against the wall*

Misha: *Suddenly jumps and pulls away from Jensen, covering his mouth with his hand*

Jensen: *Wide eyed staring at Misha with a mixture of disbelief and controlled horror* Did I just bite your lip?

Misha: I think you did. *Moves his hand away and licks his lips* Am I bleeding?

Jensen: “Oh fuck-”

Members of the crew: *Awkwardly chuckling*

Misha: Slow your roll cowboy. We haven’t even made it to the bed yet.

Jensen: *Blushes with a sheepish grin then turns away*

                                                          Take 4

Jensen & Misha as their characters: *In the middle of groping and thrusting on the bed, both unclothed from the waist up*

Director: Okay, guys, we better cut.

Jensen: Why? What’s wrong? I thought that was good.

Jared: *Walks on to the set.*

Misha: *Smirks* Good call.

Jensen: *Rolls eyes*

                                                          Take 5

Misha as Castiel: *Finishes frantically unbuttoning Dean’s shirt and pushes it off his shoulders*

Jensen as Dean: *Reaches out to grab Cas’ tie and then roughly yanks it down.*

Misha: *Stumbles forward into Jensen’s arms and makes an over exaggerated choking noise*

Director: Cut!

Jensen: *Looks down at Misha and sees him laughing hysterically before slowly looking into the camera wearing his own grin* Wasn’t that supposed to come off?

                                                          Take 6

Jensen: *Lying on top of Misha with a disappointed frown as he shifts around awkwardly* Anything?

Misha: *Shakes head* Not even a wiggle down there.

The whole crew: *Laughing and smirking*

Director: *Drops his head* Okay, guys. That’s a cut.

                                                          Take 7

Misha: Where do I put my hands?

Jensen: Wherever you want to, baby. *Winks flirtatiously*

Director: We’re still rolling!

Misha: *Says in complete monotone* I’ll just stick them down your pants. No one will notice.

Jensen: *Turns away from the camera and covers his mouth to keep himself from laughing*

Director: *Sighs dramatically* Cut!

                                                          Take 8

Misha as Castiel: *Looks anxiously up at Dean’s face, hesitant and unsure of his next move*

Jensen as Dean: *Whispers* It’s okay, Cas. I’ve got you. I got you… *Gently covering Cas’ neck with comforting kisses*

Misha: *Desperately clings to Jensen’s back* Never let go, Jack.

Jared: *Practically falls over laughing*

Like Castiel wasn’t even wearing anything different, no lingerie, no jeans to show off those head crushing thighs, just a ratty trench coat and suit pants. And Dean just shifted and looked like he wanted to jump his bones. It was so funny

Do you ever think about Dean spreading Cas’ ashes under an old Windmill after he wrapped Cas’ body and burned it in a funeral pyre?

Dean, taking a box filled with what’s left of Cas - the only thing Dean had in that lonely Washington forest - and putting it in the front seat.

“I’m going to find somewhere good for you, Cas. Somewhere you’d love,” Dean says, driving down a dark Kansas road in the middle of the night.

He finds the field with the windmill after driving in circles for hours. He doesn’t even know if it’s real, or some hallucination - Dean feels like he’s losing his mind.

“This is good, right?” He carries the box through the weeds and the tangled dandelions, and kneels down in the shadow of the windmill created by the moonlight.

“Yeah this is perfect.” Dean scatters the ashes gently in the grass.

And as the last pieces of Cas fall to the Earth, so does Dean. He breaks down, glad that no one can hear his screams in this desolate place.

And it’s kinda crazy the only possession that belonged to him was another person, or cosmic being. Dean never had a best friend before because they would always move, Dean never had a solid relationship because hunting always got in the way. And it’s kinda funny how even his own family would just leave him or throw him away.

I love Sam I really do and I’m happy he got away from the life because it looked miserable but when Dean said that Sam wouldn’t answer any of his calls and that’s why he had to drive all the way to California…

And the fact that their father was a piece of shit… maybe that’s why it meant so much to Dean when Cas said that he always comes when he calls. Maybe that’s why every time Cas died he looked so devastated because Cas was the only person that’s was with Dean because he was Dean.

It’s different with Sam because a siblings love is unconditional but having a powerful cosmic entity rebel against their entire purpose to find it in someone else’s is just…wow.

I can’t believe Dean has that much of a powerful face card he had a literal angel—something he never beloved in mind you—fall in love with him and rebel, all because they hung out and talked a little.

But you could.

You did. You stupid son of a bitch.

You had me. You always had me.

Why didn’t you say anything?

Why are you always leaving me?

Exodus: Megatron fantasizing about having Orion as his close personal advisor for whom the crowds cheer his name as well as his own. The story realises it's making itself pretty gay and starts skipping through the relationship so there's less time to linger on it.

Exiles: tries using the word brother to make what you're reading slightly less gay. Still somehow has Megatron holding Optimus so closely they share a vision from the Matrix.

Retribution: Gives up entirely. Has Optimus saving Megatron numerous times, Megatron saying they'd make a great team, pressing his fingers to Optimus's lips (after taking in a corrupted copy of the matrix) to stop him from talking, and telling Optimus to save himself and give up on saving him.

Tfp: Orion pax. Enough said.

The covenant of Primus: has exerts from Optimus's diary where he says the matrix keeps repeating "Journeys end in lovers meeting." which is from a song called Carpe diem/O mistress mine; where are you roaming, in one of Shakespeare's plays (twelfth night). It means 'seize the day' but can also be along the lines of 'live life to the fullest' etc. Anyway, in context the song is about how two lovers only have here and now and is entreating his young lover to 'meet' him where all lovers end up.

The matrix is literally telling Optimus to get laid.

And not just once mind you, Optimus repeatedly uses this phrase. I am suffering please, Optimus, please. You do not know what that phrase means and putting it right in the middle of an account about how Megatron prevented Unicron from killing you via strength of will is super awkward.

"He smiles, so soft and beautiful it makes my heart stop for a second or two. I don’t think anyone’s ever looked at me like that before."

- Icebreaker by A.L. Graziadei