woman inherits the earth

isn't it kind of crazy that for any moving vehicle you need to wear a seatbelt but then on buses they're just like fuck it stand up whatever

Looney Tunes is real and happening outside.

good lord its feet really do spin around in a circle when going fast

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

google used to know what i was talking about

i’ve gone back into my cage cuz i was doing much better in my cage actually