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communistbakery-deactivated2017

honestly i peaked as a zygote like.. i was completely androgynous.. unproblematic.. no acne… truly my golden years

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phantomrose96

Well oneof you is lying

thefabulousweirdtrotters

A water damaged copy of “Alice in wonderland” which grew fungi. Photo : Igor Siwanowicz

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ayellowbirds

the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again.

monicalknighton-deactivated2018

WHAT DID HE ORDER???

bbybnnydddyrbbt

OMFG HE ORDERED A WHOLE BUNCH OF STRAWBERRIES

https://youtu.be/IvnW89osj0g

samwiselastname

berries.

moonlightandmarble

@zaiqukaj Harpies tho

zorkat

Lady: “Alexa, read my shopping list.”

Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list. Here are the five most recent. Poetry, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries.”

*Lady laughs*

Alexa: “Would you like to hear the next five items?”

Lady: *laughing* “Who ordered this strawberries? (yes please?)” Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list, Here are the five most recent. *cuts* - the next five items? Lady: “Yes please”

Alexa: “Strawberry yogurt, easy water, jeans, Harry, big tofu. Would you like to hear the next five items?”

Lady: *laughing high pitched* yes!

Alexa: “Big, big, red retreat, milk, berry. Do you want to hear the last four items?”

Lady: “Please yes” *wheezy laughter*

Alexa: “Apple, berry, berry, berries”

*Lady burst into laughter* “Ohh hoo”

alexi-bear

Big Tofu

tanoraqui

alternate histories where the Nazis won are OUT, alternate histories where North America is overrun with hippos are IN

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mariowiki

Family Guy Kin

✦If you’re also Lois Griffin don’t follow

✦Stewies DON’T interact

✦Looking for my Peter ♡

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no

mariowiki

byachi

Howdy! I know this is a joke post here, but i’d like to use this moment to promote my family guy crossover art and PeteLois appreciation twitter! If any fg fans out of there wish to check it out or give me a follow feel free to do so! :3 i always follow back

byachi

about to be in prison for 20+ years so i might as well bump this one more time

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mariowiki

What the fuck happened here on this day

joey-wheeler-official

god what a fucking classic post

andymorin

post of the decade contender

carnival-phantasm

r-ambien

pterribledinosaurdrawings

real actual photo of me.

naochow-deactivated20201021

b-

bernadette banner

pterribledinosaurdrawings

yes!!!!!!

book-of-charlie

Listen we stan Bernadette Banner in this house

womansart

Turkish textile artist Irem Yazici creates embroideries that show often magical, fairy tale-like worlds

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lostcryptids

Just passed some hipster cafe and there was a neon sign that says DID YOU NUT TODAY

lostcryptids

i am not kidding

catgirl-kaiju

Middle school propaganda poster: Are you a Leader, or a Follower?

Small baby me: No

Adult me thinking back to that poster: Presenting children with a false binary of cooperative modes that creates an artificial power dynamic and will inevitably result in the normalization of authoritarianism from an early age.

whitepeopletwitter

onceiwashere

wolfgang amadeus mozart has been dead for 226 slutty, slutty years

bandmaiko

five-flats

WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART HAS BEEN DEAD FOR EXACTLY 226 SLUTTY, SLUTTY YEARS

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