honestly i peaked as a zygote like.. i was completely androgynous.. unproblematic.. no acne… truly my golden years

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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honestly i peaked as a zygote like.. i was completely androgynous.. unproblematic.. no acne… truly my golden years

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Well oneof you is lying
A water damaged copy of “Alice in wonderland” which grew fungi. Photo : Igor Siwanowicz
the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again.
WHAT DID HE ORDER???
OMFG HE ORDERED A WHOLE BUNCH OF STRAWBERRIES
https://youtu.be/IvnW89osj0g
berries.
berries.
berries.
@zaiqukaj Harpies tho
Lady: “Alexa, read my shopping list.”
Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list. Here are the five most recent. Poetry, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries.”
*Lady laughs*
Alexa: “Would you like to hear the next five items?”
Lady: *laughing* “Who ordered this strawberries? (yes please?)” Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list, Here are the five most recent. *cuts* - the next five items? Lady: “Yes please”
Alexa: “Strawberry yogurt, easy water, jeans, Harry, big tofu. Would you like to hear the next five items?”
Lady: *laughing high pitched* yes!
Alexa: “Big, big, red retreat, milk, berry. Do you want to hear the last four items?”
Lady: “Please yes” *wheezy laughter*
Alexa: “Apple, berry, berry, berries”
*Lady burst into laughter* “Ohh hoo”
Big Tofu
alternate histories where the Nazis won are OUT, alternate histories where North America is overrun with hippos are IN

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Family Guy Kin
✦If you’re also Lois Griffin don’t follow
✦Stewies DON’T interact
✦Looking for my Peter ♡
Howdy! I know this is a joke post here, but i’d like to use this moment to promote my family guy crossover art and PeteLois appreciation twitter! If any fg fans out of there wish to check it out or give me a follow feel free to do so! :3 i always follow back
about to be in prison for 20+ years so i might as well bump this one more time
What the fuck happened here on this day
god what a fucking classic post
post of the decade contender
real actual photo of me.
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bernadette banner
yes!!!!!!
Listen we stan Bernadette Banner in this house
Turkish textile artist Irem Yazici creates embroideries that show often magical, fairy tale-like worlds

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Just passed some hipster cafe and there was a neon sign that says DID YOU NUT TODAY
i am not kidding
Middle school propaganda poster: Are you a Leader, or a Follower?
Small baby me: No
Adult me thinking back to that poster: Presenting children with a false binary of cooperative modes that creates an artificial power dynamic and will inevitably result in the normalization of authoritarianism from an early age.
wolfgang amadeus mozart has been dead for 226 slutty, slutty years
WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART HAS BEEN DEAD FOR EXACTLY 226 SLUTTY, SLUTTY YEARS

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