You Live by the Cake You Die by the Cake

please take your shoes off before entering my blog

Clearly the engineering prowess of a scientist used to working with a USAmerican public school budget

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

videos of you cumming because of me >>> pornhub

Easily the most annoying kind of vampire in the world are the ones where you finally corner the fuckers and when you're going in with the stake they start spouting off sociology 101 bullshit to try and weasel out of it. "Oh, no ethical consumption under capitalism," "oh, the rich are the real vampires if you think about it-" yeah, yeah, you ate like fifty homeless people, asshole. Hold still

Okay but if you aren't a vegetarian your case against vampires is actually pretty weak.

I SAID HOLD STILL

Be less afraid to use a girl's ethnic name pls

"I'm worried about butchering the pronounciation" So there's this cool thing called a search engine. Or youtube. Or you can just you know, politely ask the person. Use that girl's ethnic name and don't try to shorten it without permission

honestly I'm very grateful that I got involved in queer community organizing basically as soon as I turned 18, because that's how I was exposed to other queer people saying things like "I just wouldn't trust a bisexual" and "I don't believe in that privilege stuff" and "I don't like when people act like you have to be a feminist if you're gay," all of which taught me at a very young age the crucial truth that queer people can be very stupid and very wrong

I think there's a pervasive tendency among very young baby queers to get kind of dazzled by being among other gay people for the first time and that combined with the heady drug of the first taste of independence can really make you start thinking of The Queer Community(TM) like it's one big enlightened rainbow utopia but unfortunately we have dipshits and malevolent freaks like every other demographic. Peter Thiel is in here.

my condolences to the people learning that Peter Thiel is gay from this post

Part of growing up is realizing that gay people really are just people, capable of all the wonderful and terrible things any other human can do. Tr*mp mentor and Reagan ally Roy Cohn was a closeted gay and died of AIDS (possibly the only person to have rightfully earned such an agonizing, undignified death)

I wish none of you were sad

I wish there was peace and justice and wealth and happiness and good people around all of the planet

try and one up me again bitch

What if we rubbed our dicks together until we came all over eachother

i just realised i didnt add 'in my friendgroup' and now it just looks like i got rid of all the lesbians and i'm sad about it

First cavewoman to notice grugetta's back looks really nice when she's banging rocks together

boy are you a werthers original cause i could suck you for about three minutes

but after that im chewing on it

I love cat