are you gay because you're satoru gojo-

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

friends with consequences

Thinking about gay sex is honestly so powerful

And you can even put it on in the background of your mind when you're going about tending to your dreadful obligations. It's like putting on youtube while folding laundry

I love to be in a professional environment discussing professional matters in a professional manner meanwhile there's a guy in my head getting folded like a lawn chair

Ohhhh I see, so when YOU rearrange someone's guts its "Hot" and "Sexy", but when I do it, it's "medical malpractice" and "the act of a deeply disturbed individual"

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

my futile wish is for people to understand that "sex scenes in movies/TV don't have to serve the plot and can genuinely just be for pleasure" and "sex-repulsed people are allowed to complain about how rare it is for media made for adults like them to be something they can enjoy completely" are both true statements. unfortunately society hates both sex and people who don't like sex, so everyone gets far too defensive about any sex or lack thereof in fiction to actually have this conversation

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

would you still like me even if i experienced emotions

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

A big part of being a quadruped is being able to just lie down anytime. Waiting? Loaf time. Talking to someone shorter than you? Loaf time. Falling asleep in the sun? Loaf time. Bored? Loaf it up till something interesting happens. Leg hurt? Loaf time.

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)