You can tune a fish

and if i said nolan's odyssey starring no greek actors and with no recognizable aspects of greek culture or involvement by greeks, is the direct legacy of white supremacist colonialism that treated ancient greece as not just the pinnacle of ancient culture, but of an artificially created "european" culture, which white western europeans and their settler descendants, as the new pinnacle of culture, were the sole spiritual inheritors of.

if pokemon were real i'd probably get a "pokemon only" womb tattoo. i mean i'd still fuck girls as well as pokemon but i just think it would be hot

hey don't cry. think about Blorbo struggling to get up, coughing up blood <3

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

3. die 37 times to imperfect backflip attempts

Bro I cannot believe Tom Scott agreed to be on Jet Lag again but ☝️ I am extremely glad regardless.

I was 100% convinced that he did not enjoy a single moment of that season. He did not take a W that entire time. Absolute pits of hell. He aged 50 years over those few days. And truly it was NOT fair to make his teammate The Struggler and pit them against Crazy Ass and his platonic soumate God's Most Favorite Specialist Little Boy.

To be fair Tom Scott made the interesting choice of playing that season like he was going to get publically executed if he lost. No reason at all to be that stressed. And Sam....Sam just does not thrive under pressure. Truly a doomed team, I hope next season they pair Tom up with Ben I think he needs a chill yet competent teammate to keep him grounded in reality and not acting like everyone else is playing Jet Lag and he's in a Saw trap.

I hope they don't pair him up with Adam bcs I think they'd have the energy of two cheetahs trapped in a stress feedback loop that kills them both.

my favorite genre of fictional character is like "i am terrifying to almost everyone, i'm very good at killing, i can endure anything, i've become exceptionally good at playing into my reputation, and if you try to give me positive social interaction i will react with confusion and cower in a corner like an abused animal. and i may try to shoot you. but there is also a chance i may imprint on you like a feral dog receiving its first loving touch! good luck."

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

please please PLEASE PLEASE

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me