Loser Extraordinaire

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

you want to be romantically attracted to someone? the thing that killed romeo and juliet?

rip hms polychrest. leaked, copper got embezzled by the shipyard, kept sailing backwards, did absolutely nothing well except drifting magnificently to leewards. despite her name was in fact the antithesis of a medecine that cured all ills. dearest floating cocked hat we will never see another ship quite like you!!

Im glad they made up romance for stories and music but can you imagine how scary it would be to deal with all that for real

Beyond beautiful I could just cry 😭💖

researching scorpions for driver writing reasons and getting unexpectedly punched in the gut by “are they dangerous? no. they are shy, nocturnal creatures that are essentially harmless.”