RABBIT BORN

i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf

Artfully layering an axe bodyspray deodorant and two different perfume oils to create a tasteful mixture of amber, oud, mint, lavender, moss and petrichor, producing a scent that smells exactly like damp, stale, rotting laundry.

Reminds me of that tumblr user that made powdered milk with sparkling water and created instant spoiled milk

That was also me.

Do you know any other ways to speed ruin things?

I wish I knew any other way to do anything.

my hands hurt

I don't know why you guys are so afraid it's just a memory

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

"how can men be privileged when they also experience prejudice/oppression/suffering" is like one of the central tenets of antifeminism and the men's rights movement

"if queer men have privilege, then why—" this is the oldest antifeminist trick in the book! cut that shit out!

when men learn about patriarchy, many of them will scoff because of personal experience. if patriarchy is real, then why do shitty things happen to us? if patriarchy is real, our lives would be perfect and we wouldn't suffer at all, right? and so they come to the conclusion that patriarchy and gendered privilege aren't real and that feminism is an overreaction. this is of course a fundamental and deliberate misunderstanding of what privilege is and this line of thought is used by men everywhere, of any demographic, to dismiss feminism and bolster misogynist hate movements around the world. watching this happen in real time on this website has been maddening. cut that shit out

I'm just saying, if you're going to worldbuild magic being a "raw, primal force, akin to and interweaving with nature itself" you gotta explain to me why animals don't use it

I know the normal answer is "they just aren't smart enough for it" but idk I've seen enough media where a character uses a spell in a moment of brain-off panic ilI feel like animals could probably stumble into a spell or two like, accidentally

Also how funny would it be to see a completely normal regular bear cast magic missile outta nowhere

I need an assault rifle because there are 30-50 feral hogs in my yard and they are summoning lightening bolts.

doing petplay and gunplay at the same time im a horse with a broken leg and you have to just shoot me

(voice of someone about to turn 30) it’s nice making friends. It’s nice to play together and have fun. It’s nice to hang out

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

the internet is a place for reading wikipedia articles and watching every movie for free. social media is an invasive species. never forget this

just wanted to say that you are cute and the fog is not coming. you are beautiful and you really do not have to worry about the fog because it's not coming. The fog wouldn't even be a problem if it was coming, it isn't though, and you are very pretty

in my high school a few years ahead of me there was a polyamorous girl named luna who was dating a guy and a girl and the girl was named (i swear to god this is her birth name) marea. they were named moon and tide and they were lesbian lovers. i thought it was the most romantic fated thing ever as a tiny baby queer it would make me sigh in adoration. the boyfriend's name was frank

in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with “it’s like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.” This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. We’d love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isn’t a real guy I can invite to a party.