give me one good honest kiss

i feel like we can’t really talk any shit about birds who get tagged by scientists becoming extra desirable to other birds bc like imagine if someone was abducted by aliens and given a mysterious unbreakable bracelet. and then when you ask them about it they get this complicated and distant look in their eyes and admit they don’t know what it is but the aliens put it on them and they can’t take it off no matter how hard they try. and you go oh that must have been terrifying and their expression softens a bit and they say it was, but it made them realize just how precious our brief time on earth really is, and they don’t know when they’ll be taken again but it’ll probably be for good this time so until that day they want to live every moment to the fullest, watch every sunrise, cherish every beautiful thing. then they reach over and gently pluck a fallen leaf out of your hair, and for a second you’re distracted by the dazzling shimmer of the cuff around their arm but then you realize they’ve been looking at you with this soft sort of smile on their face so you lean closer and idk the point is i think it would work on us too probably

sometimes i just have to sit and be so so so grateful that they cast a gay clown who used to make tips at his serving jobs by batting his eyelashes at people's fathers to play ilya bc if he had been book accurate and been some burly 6'3 white guy with a full beard and a bear tattoo i would literally be inconsolable. like we have to KILL that guy. but instead we got #myilya . falls to my knees THANK GODDDDDDDDDD

It probably is kind of fun to be a parent bird and find big fat bugs to put in your child’s goalpost mouth. And the more you do it the larger your baby gets, which shows your progress. Mine is reaally big, think I’m going to get a high score this time. It has a unique skin too, I’ve never even seen this one before. Has anyone gotten that one, dark brown and white belly with stripes? It’s not even in my Wrenpedia, it has to be a really special unlock

I’d appreciate if you didn’t call my child a “parasite”, thank you very much! Typical r/childfree

i need to fuck hudson williams so bad it makes me look [remembers negative self talk is bad] earnestly sincere and open to the innumerable beauties of the world

I do love that when the Heated Rivalry’s show runner was asked about casting queer actors to play queer characters he ignored the bait and was just straight up like “You can’t ask that. That’s illegal.” lmao because yeah. It is. Weird how a lot of discourse on this subject acts like this is not a factor.

Don't be shackled by the idea that going out can only be done with a group of friends, learn to feel comfortable going alone [remembers that encouraging consumerism isn't progressive] into the deep dark woods

Black sails is such a beautiful show if you like seeing astonishingly hot gay people make the worst possible most terrible decisions over and over again rather than confess to a single coherent thought or emotion regarding gender or sexuality, often quite literally on pain of death

[video description: Black Sails fanvid set to the Slur Song. The song has a fast electronic beat playing behind a voice that robotically lists homophobic slurs and slang that shouldn't be said in the workplace. The main cast of Black Sails are all paired with a variety of slurs in the song. End ID]