find me when i'm drunk

hey girl you single? no? would you like to be?

aggressive divorce attorney advertising campaign

you can do better babe, let’s make this happen

he is turning the tiles brown. he needs to be contained

did you say painting

I scrolled and saw my face

Was this cat employed to do this? Like is she the biggest baddest bird in yo building catchin mf in the game? And they called her?!

So the agression and predatory behavior was bred put of wolves when the became dogs…. whereas cats…. literally just shrunk. They are all the same animal.

Have you seen Luigi?

Yeah! He went that way!

hehe *wipes sweat off my forehead* everything alright mario?

My last two brain cells

LMAOOOO

“who ARE you” 

i’m pingu