ive never slept even once in my life

I was crying throwing up laughing for like an hour nobody believes him

would they do the thing elephants do? decide we're cute and pick us up sometimes? is that why they carry off princesses?

For some reason this reminds me of how T. Gondii makes mice charge and dance in front of cats, which the cats find disturbing instead of triggering their hunting instincts.

Oh my god we need a fantasy book series where there are people who are so enthralled with dragons, drawn to them like cave divers are drawn to crawl into cracks in the earth, that they have created dragonriders. Not taming dragons, but humans and dragons who have managed to somewhat mutually domesticate each other, and this whole time it was all a magical toxoplasmosis that really really wants to get eaten by a dragon.

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

A friendly reminder that I don't make a distinction between active malice and bad reading comprehension. It makes no difference to me whether you went out of your way to interpret my words in the most disingenuous way you could come up with, or whether you simply see the world that way because you're stupid. If you attack your own shadow and slam face first into a wall, the wall doesn't care why you do that, nor does it owe you an apology for hurting yourself.