you're going to be amazing

sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher

You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?

pls just imagine being dorothy and expecting glinda to show up and save her 😭 instead glinda halfheartedly begs elphaba to free dorothy for about 0.5 seconds before proceeding to duet the saddest lesbian song imaginable with her as if there isn't a literal child in their metaphorical basement

gotta love how Elphaba thinks Fiyero is dead, sings a whole anthem about it being her villain origin story, captures Dorothy, yells at her a little, and then receives the message from Fiyero letting her know he's alive and IMMEDIATELY cancels her villain era