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eating cookies in bed rn #crumbs #crumblife #crumblyfe #crumbs4ever #crumbsforever #crumbstyle #fullofcrumbs #crumblr

if you tell someone to do a marge simpson voice they always start with saying "homer" ans if you tell someone to do a lois griffin voice they always start with "petah". which is the name of their husbands instead of their own.....

COUNTERPOINT! Tell someone to make a Homer impression and they say "Maaarge" and tell them to do a Peter voice and they say "Hey Lois" which is the name of theyr beuetiful wives:)

i hate this fucking "i'm just a girl" brand of feminism bc it is so easy for young women in their 20s who are afraid of big changes and personal growth to revert to depending on their gender and the associated fragility of it so that they can make it through life when really they're just trapping themselves in a position where they cannot and will not grow out of that fear.

“I’m just a girl.” No, you’re a 25 year old woman who is afraid of change, and that’s okay. It’s okay to be afraid, to not know how things work. It is not okay to dig your heels in to avoid growth and scary change by putting yourself in a box dictated by the perceived weaker attributes of your gender. Please stop.

I feel like in the chaos it's easy to forget that a few weeks ago, Vivek Ramaswamay made a post about how white civilization is falling behind southeast Asia because we don't venerate nerds like Urkel and Screech from Saved by the Bell. And his post was so cringe he lost a position in the trump administration.

im pregnant in the snow shivering wearing rags balding with no money, can you solve my puzzle?

I think it’s so funny how we have to speak to men like preschoolers when it comes to having empathy for women. like hey buddy… I know you think girls are icky :( but remember your mommy? your mommy is a girl! and then they’re like ohhhh… mommy IS a girl.. and I do like mommy… this is starting to come together

Nooo mutual don’t put that “men fall down the alt-right pipeline bc women/feminists are too mean” post on my dash nooo mutual don’t try to say women need to be nicer when dealing with misogynistic men nooo mutual nooo

we really didn’t give mstief enough flack for making the only arab man in any of her ravenverse books a literal suicide bomber