dont throw it away

happy “so hes a manwhore” monday

it’s “i miss…i miss knowing where i was going” monday :(

"beach read" is so fake. im bring one hundred years of solitude to the beach.

important update. got to the beach and my very normie younger cousin completely outdid me by bringing Paradise Lost???!? and when i brought up this topic of conversation, she was kinda confused and said "well its not like i brought heated rivalry or something" as if we lived in a world where paradise lost was a far more typical beach read.

favorite encounter to witness at city parks is guy feeding ducks/pigeons vs oncoming runners that are not slowing down despite the path being absolutely full of birds

second problematic encounter is when i think an offleash dog (problematic) is coming up to me and i visibly prepare to greet the dog and then it just runs past me.

whats a few microliters amongst friends

guys. F does not stand for fucker.

happy guys. F does not stand for fucker. Friday!

happy “the S.R.F., where the S stood for soft, the R stood for rich, and the F for something else” Friday!

Get him. Get him off the road. He’s not an animal. Wake up, you bastard. You fucker. I can’t believe that you would…And he began to cry.